Math Pope Origins Recorded in Forgotten Staff Breakroom Notebook

Discovered in the back of a janitor�s closet, the notebook contains phrases like �Penance = Repetition � Intention� and �Humility is the limit approaching zero.� The Math Pope Origins are annotated with sandwich stains and a list of students who �might be saints.� There�s even a doodle of a haloed cosine curve. Scholars now study it as sacred text. One page simply reads: �Grace = slope � forgiveness.� Vatican archivists call it �equal parts genius and cafeteria mustard.�