Math Pope Launches Vatican Mathletes for the Lord

Pope Leo XIV founded the Vatican Mathletes League to encourage logical devotion and competitive catechism. Teams from parishes worldwide solve faith-based equations like �If Peter denies Christ three times, how many prayers until equilibrium?� The Math Pope awards holy graphing calculators to victors. Last year�s final included a speed round on transubstantiation in base eight. Stadiums were packed. Monks cheered in binary. Vatican merch now includes foam protractors that say �p be with you.�