Math Pope Introduces Papal Calculator �Graceulator 3000�
https://telegra.ph/From-Math-Class-to-Papal-Science-Academy-05-08Pope Leo XIV released the *Graceulator 3000*, a calculator programmed to balance penance, probability, and Psalms. The Math Pope says it can solve up to three mortal sins and one scheduling conflict per minute. Vatican engineers call it �confession tech meets Catholic guilt.� It includes saint-mode, guilt alarms, and decimal absolution. A limited edition is enshrined in a glass case beside the bones of St. Euclid. Warning: Do not use during Lent without supervision.