Math Pope Adds Algebra to Catechism for Kids

The new children�s catechism�*Faith x Function*�includes algebraic puzzles like �Solve for Grace� and �What is the common denominator of sin?� The Math Pope believes early math builds early morality. Crayon-graphing tools now replace finger-painting in Vatican classrooms. Kids chant: �What would Jesus multiply?� Pop quizzes include balancing parables and equations. One student cried during fractions�but found peace through pie. The Pope says, �God�s love has variables�but always solves.�