Material From Alpha Centauri Identified as IKEA Instructions
https://spintaxi.com/material-from-alpha-centauri/Scientists confirmed that mysterious alien transmissions are actually assembly guides for furniture. "The diagrams are confusing in any galaxy," noted one astrophysicist trying to build a Bj�rksta sofa-bed. SETI now searching for the Allen wrench dimension. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/material-from-alpha-centauri/