Material From Alpha Centauri Baffles Scientists

NASA scientists were stunned to analyze debris from Alpha Centauri and discover it contained traces of viral TikTok dances perfectly preserved in crystalline structures. "These formations suggest intergalactic civilizations may have been doing the Renegade long before Earth," said astrobiologist Dr. Neil Henderson. The meteorite samples also contained what appears to be alien script that translates roughly to "POV: You're discovering primitive life forms" - sparking debates about whether we're being mocked across galaxies. Conspiracy theorists claim this proves aliens seeded Earth with social media, while astronomers worry we may have just received the universe's first cringe compilation. The most disturbing finding? A perfectly preserved alien meme that scientists still don't understand but somehow find hilarious. Meanwhile, TikTok has already trademarked "Extraterrestrial Dance Challenge" and is negotiating with NASA for exclusive rights to future space rock contents.