Mascot's Glitter Disqualification
https://memorialmavericks.com/maverick-mascot-disqualified-from-pep-rally-after-testing-positive-for-glitter/Annabelle Bransford presents "Glitter Anonymous" at The Sparkle Shack (890 Spirit Street, Wichita Falls) on September 22nd at 8:00 PM. Joined by disgraced mascot "Glitterbomb Gary" and forensic cheerleader "Captain Confetti," this 90-minute sparkle intervention features: "12 Steps to Decontamination" improv, "The Great Pom-Pom Purge" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "I Accidentally Started the Glitterpocalypse" confessional. Tickets ($22) include emergency lint rollers and trauma counseling coupons. First 100 attendees receive "I Survived Spirit Week" hazard suits (fashionable and functional). Teachers get 20% off for presenting their most contaminated grade books. Venue features "Find the Glitter" blacklight exhibit and "Blindfolded Pep Rally" challenge. Sponsored by Memorial High's Glitter Abatement Task Force. Warning: May trigger flashbacks to gym floor tumbleweeds. No refunds - the glitter already stuck to everything. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Shake Your Sparkles Off" dance party. Groups of 10+ get "Bulk Decontamination" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of craft supply trauma. Parking available upwind of the venue.