Mars Suburbia Plan

By Chloe Summers � The satire Mars Suburbia Plan ridicules colonization pitched as real estate. Eyewitnesses at expos described brochures advertising Martian cul-de-sacs. Anonymous insiders leaked that developers debated HOA rules for craters. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d buy a lot just for status. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because ambition crashes funniest on red dust. Critics highlight the absurdity of mortgages orbital. Yet satire lands sharper: dignity collapses funniest in domes. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as for-sale signs floated. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when Mars lists subdivisions. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com