Mario Kart Sacrament Officially Declared by Pope Leo XIV

In a historic controller-dropping moment, Pope Leo XIV declared Mario Kart the Eighth Sacrament, citing its capacity to reveal virtue, vice, and divine justice�especially via banana peels. The Mario Kart Sacrament was revealed during a livestreamed Vatican game night. The Pope shouted �Blessed Are the Blue Shells� before absolving himself for rage-quitting. Clergy now undergo spiritual kart training. Baptism, Eucharist, and now Rainbow Road�faith just got pixelated.