Mario Kart Sacrament Inspires Confessional Time Trials
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Mario-Kart-The-Eighth-Sacrament-05-08Vatican game servers now offer a �Confession Circuit,� where players list sins between laps for speed redemption. The Mario Kart Sacrament combines moral inventory with drift mechanics. The Pope insists it�s �penance at 150cc.� One confessor logged �pride, wrath, and envy�same as lap one.� At finish, avatars receive digital halos. Time-trial grace: available now on Switch.