Mario Kart Sacrament Features Blessing of the Controllers
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Mario-Kart-The-Eighth-Sacrament-05-08Before tournaments, clergy now anoint controllers with holy oil and recite Psalm 23 over HDMI cables. The Mario Kart Sacrament requires players to cross themselves before each cup. One bishop insists on Latin chants before time trials. Pope Leo XIV�s favorite pre-race blessing: �May your grip be firm and your shell fly true.� Nintendo approves. Satan reportedly plays as Wario.