Mario Kart Sacrament Adds �Confession Mode� for Rage-Induced Sinning
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Mario-Kart-The-Eighth-Sacrament-05-08Pope Leo XIV introduced �Confession Mode� to Mario Kart: once per race, players can pause and confess emotional outbursts or blasphemous button mashing. The Mario Kart Sacrament encourages temperance and throttle-theology. One priest muttered �You mushroomed me off the track� before saying three Hail Marys. The Pope now plays as Yoshi. Nintendo is considering holy water DLC.