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Haley Hamilton
February 8, 2018

Everything We Know About Coupe Glasses Being Modeled on Marie Antoinette’s Boobs Is Bullshit

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Over the summer, a guy came into my bar and ordered a house cocktail called the Shut Up and Play the Hits, a crowd-pleasing combo of vodka, ginger, Thai basil and coconut puree in coupe glass. He, however, was completely baffled when I placed it before him. “Um, what’s this?” he asked, gesturing toward the frothy white monstrosity.
“This? This is the drink you ordered,” I responded.
“Why didn’t you tell me I’d ordered such a bitch drink? I mean, it’s white,” he so eloquently retorted. “Couldn’t you at least put it in a different glass? I’m going to look like such a fag with that glass.”
That, of course, completely calmed him. For that “faggy bitch” drink was now in the only vessel that could save it (in his mind at least) — a piece of stemware that was essentially like putting his mouth on a bare breast.
Coupe glasses , deep, round, ever so slightly tapered bowls of glass set atop a long, thin, stem with a circular base, are today’s standard-issue vessel for cocktails served up. And when viewed upside-down (or perhaps perpendicular to, say, your hand, with the mouth of the bowl resting against your palm), they’re definitely breast-like. There’s even, on most, a little nub at the base of the bowl, where cup meets stem, that looks like a glass nipple. (Go ahead: Line up two empty ones, bend down and look at them, eye level with the center of the glass, and tell me they don’t look like a pair of boobs .)
But they’re most certainly not anything like Marie Antoinette ’s boobs. Or if they are, it’s by complete happenstance since they were first produced in 1663, almost a century before she was born.
Yet the legend remains. In fact, nearly every story dissecting the origins of the coupe glass mentions Marie Antoinette’s breasts. And if you Google “Marie Antoinette’s breasts,” all of the search results ( and even most of the images ) pertain to coupes.
So how did such a bullshit story become so pervasive?
Well, that’s pretty obvious: “Breasts are important to heterosexual men, and always have been,” says Isadora Alman , a board-certified sexologist and licensed psychotherapist. “Which would explain the general acceptance of this rumor.”
And if anyone was liable to have such a rumor attached to her, it was Marie Antoinette, pre-revolutionary France’s promiscuous child-queen. Just 14 when she married Louis XVI in 1770, and with no real power in her title, she threw elaborate parties, wore dresses with enough petticoats to clothe half of Paris and lived like — you guessed it — a queen, while a majority of the country was starving. (The resentment was such that she lost her head to the guillotine in 1792; on the bright side, she was played by Kirsten Dunst in Sofia Coppola’s somewhat recent rendition of her life. )
All the while, she took up residence at a “pleasure dairy.” Less pornographic than they sound (but still rather unseemly), pleasure dairies were popular playthings of France’s aristocratic class. The farms were, essentially, lavish places where female royalty could pretend to do the work of milking cows and preparing food, while the actual labor was done by servants in shoddier surroundings next door. The queen and her guests, often in lavish dresses designed to mimic the frocks worn by the working class, would then be served the milk and food the servants had prepared.
“From the time of its creation, Marie Antoinette’s pleasure dairy has been an essential site in the development of her bad reputation, both as a thoughtless and extravagant queen and as a historical figure who violated the boundaries of her class and gender,” writes Meredith Martin, an assistant professor of art at Wellesley, in her book Dairy Queens .
To complement his wife’s milkmaid fantasy — and possibly get a little kinky about it — Louis XVI commissioned a renowned artist to create a ceramic jatte-tetón or bol à sein ( literally “breast bowl ”) as a surprise gift for his queen.
The bowl — full, round and milky white with a touch of rosy pink and complete with a nipple at its base — had to be cupped with two hands to drink from and was very similar to a woman’s breast. Still: If Louis was going to surprise his wife with this risque vessel, it couldn’t possibly have been made from a mold of her breast. I don’t care how out-of-touch with reality a person is, they’re going to notice when one of their boobs is covered in clay.
Not to mention that living in the French royal court was essentially the first reality show. Case in point: Antoinette’s bedroom was opened to the public at midday, so that a host of people could watch her put on her makeup. Similarly, her menstrual cycles (their regularity, length and consistency) also were public knowledge, as was how much sex the royal couple was said to be having.
On that last count, it took her and Louis seven years to have their first child, a catastrophe for their families and a blow to their legitimacy as rulers. Rumors flew that the couple had never consummated their marriage, that Antoinette had other lovers, that Louis was impotent, that one (or both, in some stories) preferred the company of their own sex.
So while Antoinette’s hard-partying ways and spending habits make Paris Hilton seem tame and responsible, she was also, in many ways, simply a teenager with too much money and too much free time, unprepared for a life under the microscope of the French court. “Here was a young woman pushed into a loveless marriage, who had little in common with her husband, who had loves of her own which she could not publicly express, who wanted to live her own life, who became the centre of great scandals and died in dramatic circumstances,” Evelyne Lever, author of Marie Antoinette: The Last Queen of France , told the Independent in 2006.
None of which has anything to do with coupe glasses, I know. But that’s because they were the work of the British, who had engineered the wide brim and shallow bowl of the coupe in the 1600s so as to better sip and sniff their champagne, which was super popular with the country’s upper-crust before it took off in France.
I should also mention that coupes went out of style in the 1980s, when the wine-drinking world decided it was the bubbles of sparkling wine that were its key feature. Coupe glasses, with their broad bowl, offered up too much surface area, allowing the bubbles to escape. As such, they were replaced by flutes whose slender, cylindrical vessels contain bubbles more effectively.
Now, though, they’ve come full circle. First, the craft cocktail world adopted them as more elegant alternatives to the pointy martini or cocktail glasses . Then, the wine world changed course again and decided that how a wine smells and how readily available its aromas are when you’re drinking it is far more important than whether the last sip is as bubbly as the first.
That’s why if you order a glass of bubbly today, be it champagne, prosecco , lambrusco or a sparkline wine-topped cocktail like a French 75 , you’re going to get it in a coupe glass. Or even more likely, a wine glass since the wider bowl gives you that same access to the nose of the wine, and the higher edges (much higher, anyway, than a coupe) retains bubbles fairly well.
A lot of bars, mine included, don’t even carry flutes anymore.
Which, now that I think about it, is kind of a shame.
Because I heard they were based on Rasputin’s dick .
Haley Hamilton is a Boston-based bartender. She writes The Shakes, MEL's weekly column dedicated to drinks, booze, bar culture and sometimes other vices. She enjoys cocktails, mezcal, yoga and fucking with the patriarchy.

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Marie Avgeropoulos, the Canadain-Greek actress has recently won many hearts through her various performances in movies and TV series. Her family was settled in Ontario, where she was born and raised. Unlike many other girls, Marie’s family encouraged her in outdoor activities, which later became a plus point of her diverse acting career.
Marie started her career in 2009 with the film “I Love You, Beth Cooper”, which was pretty successful and got recognition through it. Her next film came in the next year named “Hunt to Kill”. This film played a significant role in her career to take off.
She has also done many independent films including “Isolation”, “Numb”, and “A Remarkable Life”. Her command in all sorts of genres has made her very useful in a wide variety of films. In the early days, she has appeared in many web series for small characters. Her list includes Supernatural , Eureka , etc.
Her last series was The 100 , a post-apocalyptic thriller-drama where the story is based on the struggle of people after the Earth suffered from critical nuclear devastation. Marie played the role of Octavia Blake. Like every other time, she has proved her worth and portrayed the character to its fullest extent.
So how is this Greek beauty personally? Undoubtedly she possesses a rare glaze that many lacks. I don’t have the courage to explain her mesmerizing charm in words. That’s why here is a bunch of hot pics of Marie Avgeropoulos.

Home » Marie Osmond: Before and After

It’s amazing how far Marie Osmond has come since the early 70s.
At 60 years old, she still looks incredible and that’s why many of her die-hard fans are wondering if she’s had plastic surgery. The rumors are going crazy.
I have also seen signs here and there from my end, especially in recent years. So I believe it’s time to give her a thorough analysis.
Yes, I’ll try to make this quick and accurate.
There are so many pictures of Marie out there so it wasn’t easy doing these comparisons. Check out what I’ve found.
When Marie smiled, her top teeth row and gum used to show. If you compare it to her recent photos, that smile has completely changed. This indicates that she might’ve had a gum contouring or reduction procedure. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had braces too.
Whoever was her dental surgeon at the time has done a very good job because her smile looks great now.
On the top left, you’ll see a photo of Marie when she was young. This would have been taken before her body was matured and fully developed. You can clearly see that she already had large breasts during her youth.
While her boobs do look bigger on the right photo but remember she wasn’t fully developed yet, so there was still room for growth. This is good enough for me to reject the boob job rumors.
Based on the photos above, I can see that both of her nose shapes look similar. This includes the bridge and the tip. So, I don’t think Marie has had a nose job.
I think we can all agree that Marie’s face looks smoother these days and there is a hint of puffy look to her cheeks also. This indicates botox to me so the chance here is very high.
However, it is hard to say whether a facelift took place but her neck skin looks wrinkle-free. So I’m edging towards a yes here and wouldn’t be surprised if she had a neck lift together.
Let’s see how Marie has changed over the years.
Here is a rare picture of Marie in the 70s looking absolutely gorgeous in a lavender dress. She had such beautiful eyes and lovely skin tone.
As you can see from the pic, Marie had a great body and it showed in this old fashion blue jeans. Her fuzzy long hairstyle was considered to be very trendy back in the 80s.
At 33, Marie took sexy to another level with her long curls and makeup. It’s obvious she took care of her skin reasonably well as there are hardly any lines or wrinkles.
Yes, Marie has become a mother of several kids so you can’t blame her for putting on some weight. I really like her short haircut.
Not sure what happened here but Marie was on the verge of being overweight. I’m sorry but she looks bloated.
In just one year, Marie managed to drop several dress sizes and even went onto the hit show ‘Dancing With The Stars’.
Many people were shocked by the sudden weight loss and some even suggested she had liposuction. But she looks very fit to me so I don’t think she did.
At 51 years old, the former singer is starting to show signs of aging. While the makeup wasn’t helping, the lines were clearly showing on her face.
A few years later, Marie’s facial lines seem to have faded. I think it’s because she’s gained some meat on her cheeks. Everything looks natural to me.
If Marie really had dermal fillers, I believe this is the year where it all started. Her face looks unnatural here and if I’m honest, she looks emotionless.
Can you imagine this woman is 58 years old?
If you were to ask someone about the secret of youth, then Marie’s name will definitely be on that list.
For a woman in her early 60s, I think she looks fantastic.
While the smoothness of her skin defies her real age, I don’t think any woman would complain.
During an interview with Prevention Magazine in 2011, Marie shared her thoughts about plastic surgery in general. Here’s what she said at the time…
We cherish youth more than we do wisdom. Will I do it? I’m sure. Nobody wants to have a saggy jowl. Is it bad to do? I don’t think anything is bad if it makes you feel better.
While she has never admitted nor denied having any enhancement procedures, she has tried skin peel technology…
I’ve had HydraFacial, which is a non-laser skin resurfacing. I had a second procedure, which was done with infrared light; it tightens the skin and stimulates collagen to make your face look more toned. And I use a lot of sunscreen.
In 2013, she suddenly came out and admitted going under the knife as reported by E News . While most people might have thought that she had breast augmentation, it was actually the opposite…
I had very large breasts, I had a breast reduction. I was my mother’s daughter. I was in like, twenty something. When I did Sound of Music, all they did was talk about the hills were alive! That’s all they saw…were my boobs. I was like an E cup.
Seriously, women can get so big and you look like human zippers,” she continued. “And honestly, I did it too because my back hurt. I don’t get the big boob thing.
Birth Place: Ogden, Utah, United States
Occupation: Singer, Actress, Screenwriter, TV Presenter, TV Producer, Designer, Business Person
Relationship: Married to Steve Craig
Children: Stephen Blosil, Rachael Lauren Blosil, Jessica Marie Blosil, Brianna Patricia Blosil, Brandon Warren Blosil, Michael Bryan Blosil, Matthew Richard Blosil, Abigail Michelle Blosil
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Marie was born October 13, 1959 in Ogden, Utah. She’s has many musicians in her family and started her solo career in 1970’s. Her biggest hit was Paper Roses. Osmond turned down the offer to play Sandy in Grease because she didn’t like moral message of the script. She was guest starring on many TV shows. She’s currently married for the fourth times.
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This is a physical thing that is fixable. I know, I’m a survivor. Believe me, there was no way I thought I could survive. There are answers out there that need to be found.
I learned a great lesson from my mother on her deathbed. She counseled me on the importance of taking care of myself so I wouldn’t end up in an unhealthy body like she did.
Being of service to others is what brings true happiness.
Divorce is challenging. When your kids go through things, it’s tough. But it’s no different for any other woman. And I have great compassion for single moms. It’s lousy out there for them. I had the ability to work. I have always been the provider anyway, but there are a lot of women who can’t support themselves.
I wish my parents could have raised every man out there.

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