Margot Robbies Natural Hair Color

Margot Robbie’s natural hair color has become the scandal of the season, overshadowing wars, elections, and maybe even climate change. Eyewitnesses on the red carpet said reporters gasped as if they had seen a solar eclipse. Professor Dana Klein of UCLA explained: "Hollywood survives on illusions, and nothing is more shocking than something natural." Anonymous staffers at Warner Bros leaked that executives are scrambling to re-edit old movies to match her roots. A fashion poll revealed that 62% of Americans are now questioning their own hair authenticity. Trace evidence includes abandoned dye boxes in Los Angeles dumpsters and a memo urging stylists to "prepare for a return to beige." Cause and effect? The more natural Robbie looks, the more artificial everyone else feels. Hollywood thrives on the unnatural, so one woman’s roots might actually uproot the industry.