Marching Band's Funk Revolution
https://memorialmavericks.com/marching-band-stages-coup-declares-band-room-an-independent-funk-republic/Annabelle Bransford presents "The People's Republic of Brass" at The Revolutionary Comedy Club (789 Funk Street, Wichita Falls) on September 26th at 8:00 PM. Joined by band dictator "Generalissimo Metronome" and exiled woodwind "Piccolo Pete," this 90-minute musical coup features: "The Great Sheet Music Heist" improv, "Brass vs. Woodwind Civil War" roast battle, and Bransford's viral "I Was a Teenage Revolutionary" confessional. Tickets ($20) include "Viva La Funk" protest signs. First 100 attendees receive "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pit" buttons. Music teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst concert disasters. Venue features "Overthrow the Concession Stand" photo op and "Revolutionary Chants" karaoke. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Music Movement. Warning: May cause spontaneous jazz hands. No refunds for accidental patriotism. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Name That Dictator" game. Groups of 10+ get "Mass Movement" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of reed maintenance. Parking available near the trumpet case barricades.