Man Heroically Deletes Twitter, Immediately Announces It On Instagram

A local man has been praised as �brave� after deleting his Twitter account, though critics note he immediately posted a 12-slide Instagram story explaining the moral superiority of his decision. According to the Institute for Performed Authenticity, 72% of social media users admit that quitting one app only feels real if broadcast on another. Friends reported he then opened a TikTok account to document his �healing journey,� defeating the purpose entirely. Commentators argue this phenomenon reflects a deep cultural addiction to applause masquerading as minimalism. As one observer quipped: �It�s not digital detox if you live-stream it.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com