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Ah milk. The Dairy Council spends billions of dollars each year promoting the benefits of this cold, white drink. But have you ever wondered about the benefits of man milk? Yes, you read that correctly, man milk, aka semen.
As crazy as it sounds, semen has a multitude of benefits stemming from the minerals and nutrients it contains, and those seminal benefits can be passed directly on to you. That’s right; we did the research and now we’re here to present you with the facts.
Perhaps you’ve recently swallowed some baby gravy, or you enjoy drinking that man milk routinely. Regardless, you’re looking to find out if this creamy substance will provide you with anything more than a slightly sour stomach and a faint acidic aftertaste. So let’s take a dive into this sticky subject, and see the benefits that it offers.
The vaginal and rectal linings are very absorbent, so either one is a viable route for soaking up the nutrients in your man’s spunk sauce.
Semen contains quite a few components that have been studied to show anti-depressant qualities. One of these is nerve growth factor . Its primary responsibility in semen is to help relax the female so that the sperm can achieve its reproductive objective. It’s also been shown to be a vital hormone missing in the brains of those who suffer from Major Depressive Disorder. This means that increasing nerve growth factor would only prove to make people happier. Additionally, nerve growth factor has been found to be an anti-inflammatory as well as an antioxidant.
Semen contains mood-enhancing compounds like oxytocin , progesterone , estrone, serotonin, and melatonin . Oxytocin is also known as the “cuddle hormone” because, when released, it makes people feel more affectionate and connected. Progesterone has been shown to have anti-anxiety characteristics. Estrone piggybacks on serotonin to help enhance moods, and melatonin helps relaxation occur.
A study backed by the SUNY institute found that female college students who received baby batter on a regular basis were happier and less suicidal than those who didn’t. Researchers chalked this up to the mood-enhancing benefits of semen, however, they didn’t take into account any other factors, like a happy home life, being successful in school, or, I don’t know, getting raw D on the reg. Sounds like a pretty good place to be in life, and it sounds a little irresponsible to claim that the happiness of these women was directly dependent upon getting 20 ccs of white gold injected into them without taking any other factors into account. But what do I know? I’m no scientist. I’m just a chick writing a blog post about the benefits of man mayo.
The amount of Google searches for “eating cum” is astounding: a little under 10,000 for the past month, to be exact. In fact, this may have been the route you were thinking of when you initially clicked on this blog post. Lucky for you, we’ve got what you were looking for. Swallowing semen is the quickest way to get all of the benefits of your man’s baby juice, and think, he might even enjoy it too. Yes, it is healthy to eat sperm.
We know this might be hard to swallow, but yes, semen can make you live longer. Spermidine (originally isolated from sperm, hence the name), when ingested, has been proven to dramatically increase the lifespan of animals by as much as 25 percent. In the same study , it was also found to prevent liver disease as well as liver cancer.
Nerve growth factor does a lot for the body. In addition to being an antidepressant, an anti-inflammatory, and an antioxidant, it’s also known to help stop the brain from aging. Nerve growth factor, which is very abundant in semen, is vital for maintaining the brain’s neurons. Neurons process and transmit information; they’re what make your brain work. Survival of these neurons is essential for you to have a working brain! Who knew that giving brain could affect your brain in such a positive way?
Have you recently taken a vitamin deficiency test (maybe on HealthLabs.com ), and found that you were lacking in a few vital nutrients? Well get a spoon and ask your man for a plate of some nut butter, because semen is chock full of zinc , potassium , magnesium , calcium , and citrate . The nutrients get absorbed in your body like a less expensive vitamin shot (see ya later, Jamba Juice).
This might come as a surprise to you, but semen not only benefits the inside of your body but the outside as well. That’s right, with the amounts of zinc , vitamin c , and spermidine in your dude’s jizz, you could open up your own skincare line (this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA).
Looking for an alternative, all-natural teeth whitening solution? Forget the charcoal; check out your man’s chubby. Although it’s not the white paste you’re used to putting on your toothbrush, semen has loads of zinc in it, which is a natural teeth whitener. Zinc’s seminal job is to aid the sperm’s survival. But that doesn’t mean that it can’t also aid the survival of your pearly whites.
Have you heard of a keratin treatment? Basically, you pay someone hundreds of dollars to put protein in your hair to make it stronger. Well, did you know that there’s a source of protein that you probably haven’t considered? Semen has over 200 different kinds of protein in it which can give your hair the strength and shine that it so desperately needs.
Semen also contains spermidine , which, when used on human scalps, has been shown to promote shaft elongation (LOL) as well as prolonged hair growth. Even though semen may be the one thing that you’ve actively tried to keep out of your hair, go ahead and consider this DIY hair treatment the next time you want to give your hair some life (get it?).
Spermidine is back, baby! In addition to increasing longevity and aiding in healthy hair, spermidine is an antioxidant and is great for the skin. It’s believed to smooth skin, lessen wrinkles, and even diminish acne. In fact, companies sell spermidine-derived facial cream for upwards of $200! If you’re not looking to spend that money, a money shot would be a cheaper and more natural alternative. 😉
Let’s say you’re a man reading this blog post, and your partner doesn’t have a penis, or your penis-wielding partner isn’t willing to give you a nice, cold glass of man milk, so the only readily available source of semen is your own. You should be able to get some seminal rewards too! Sure, go ahead and smear it on your face and in your hair, but does the thought of drinking your own kool-aid or shooting it up your butt disgust and terrify you in ways that you’ve never felt before? Not to fear! There’s a way for you to utilize your own love juice, and it involves loving yourself.
Injaculation, or “retrograde ejaculation” is the process of releasing your semen inside your own body. When nearing close to an ejaculation, instead of allowing the splooge and all of its benefits land on an ungrateful sock, you release it in retrograde, or back inside of your body. It may sound painful or unnatural, but it’s not. Taoists have practiced injaculating for thousands of years, as well as certain sects of Buddhism, Hinduism, and even ancient Egyptians! So go on, show yourself some love.
Now you know the different ways you can use that baby batter to your benefit, but there are a few things you should keep in mind before diving face-first into a vat of high fructose porn syrup.
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And if you’re interested in learning more about the specific components of semen, check out our post on What’s Semen Made of or The Benefits of Sex .
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Lauren Crain is a writer, designer, and joke-teller. With an academic background from Texas State University in communication and education, Lauren works tirelessly to find the best way to transform hard-to-grasp concepts into straightforward information. She's been a writer her whole life, but she began writing professionally in 2014. In 2018, she joined the STDcheck.com editorial staff because of her passion for communicating information about public health and destigmatizing sexual health. Before becoming a member of the STDcheck.com team, Lauren worked as a communication skills teacher, marketing coordinator, and freelance writer and designer. Her work has been featured on Forbes, The Muse, Insider, Clutch.co, Her Campus, and Business News Daily. When she's not researching, writing, or trying to communicate authentically, you can find her sitting outside.
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A woman whose boyfriend eats his own semen after masturbating has taken to reddit to try to understand his behaviour.
“I’m at a loss,” she said . “Is this normal dude behaviour and I’m just uninformed? He tells me I’m being very prudish.”
The woman, 25, made a throwaway reddit account to ask the internet about the behaviour of her boyfriend, 27.
“My boyfriend recently informed me that when he masturbates, he ejaculates into his hands and eats his c*m,” she said.
“He has done this every time he’s jerked off since he was in college. I couldn’t really help my initial reaction, which was to be grossed out, and I blurted something like ‘what the f**k’.”
Users on Twitter seemed to agree with her initial reaction.
I’m not easily fazed but pic.twitter.com/LdcRdExV1r
— Am I the Asshole? (@AITA_reddit) January 24, 2020
why tf did you make me read this with my own eyes pic.twitter.com/Hy59WXK5c6
— » dr mrs the mothman » ?? (@exfatalist) January 24, 2020
The woman said her boyfriend’s reaction was to be offended, and to accuse her of “body and sexually shaming him”.
“I’ve since been trying to be more understanding. When it comes up he insists that every dude does this and it’s a really common thing.”
This continued to gross out people online.
— Maquiaveh (@maquiaveh) January 24, 2020
But then, things started to get interesting: Her boyfriend explained why he did it.
“It was to ‘charge magical sigils’ as part of a ritual (called the ritual of the Phoenix) related to the Qabbalah.
“Like he would write a sigil representing an object of desire, masturbate thinking about it, and eat his c*m after ejaculating as an act of debasement.
When he brought up sigils to justify it I was like pic.twitter.com/DdIkPNjczu
— spikael spiegel (@theyspants) January 24, 2020
That’s a strange ritual he’s got, but ultimately it hurts no one. Most who charge sigils via sexual acts don’t eat their cum, but if it works for him, then it works for him. If she’s really that weirded out, she can politely ask he brushes his teeth afterwards.
— orb agenda (@_beneviolent) January 24, 2020
Also, many, many posters pointed out that a lot of people swallow c*m.
If you think its gross then its equally gross when giving head and swallowing. Which it’s not.
If you can suck face n swap spit you can 69 and swap juice. Its not that fucken weird. The ritual stuff was a bit strange though ngl
— Asianpie ? melty filth ? ? (@blargetiblarg) January 24, 2020
I think it’s a relatively normal fetish and there’s nothing wrong with it.
Guys expect women to eat their semen all the time… Why is it a big deal when they do it?
— Mallory McMaster (@MK_McMaster) January 24, 2020
Finally, the last – and best – word on the semen-eating boyfriend was had by a sexpert.
2/2… doesn’t mind his rituals. If it’s not a deal breaker, set some boundaries around mouth cleaning and hand washing and get to work on the way you communicate with each other around sexuality. Open and honest communication are a vital part of healthy relationships.
— Eva Sterling (@MsEvaSterling) January 24, 2020
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A woman whose boyfriend eats his own semen after masturbating has taken to reddit to try to understand his behaviour.
“I’m at a loss,” she said . “Is this normal dude behaviour and I’m just uninformed? He tells me I’m being very prudish.”
The woman, 25, made a throwaway reddit account to ask the internet about the behaviour of her boyfriend, 27.
“My boyfriend recently informed me that when he masturbates, he ejaculates into his hands and eats his c*m,” she said.
“He has done this every time he’s jerked off since he was in college. I couldn’t really help my initial reaction, which was to be grossed out, and I blurted something like ‘what the f**k’.”
Users on Twitter seemed to agree with her initial reaction.
The woman said her boyfriend’s re
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