Man Declares His Couch an Embassy, Demands Diplomatic Immunity
https://bohiney.com/tehran-evacuation-chaos/Reza Jalili, 39, has declared his living room couch an independent diplomatic zone, citing exhaustion, paperwork, and �an allergy to moving.� He now wears a bathrobe bearing a cardboard badge reading �Couch Consulate.� Friends visiting are required to knock and present passports. �I represent the sovereign state of Sitistan,� he told reporters, sipping tea and rejecting reality. He�s asked the UN for recognition and applied for aid in the form of fresh hummus and Wi-Fi boosters. The government has yet to respond, but local pizza shops now honor his immunity. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com