Man Claims He�s Not Evacuating Because He Just Got Comfortable

Behrang Vahidi, 42, told reporters he refuses to evacuate because he �just got the couch molded perfectly� to his body. �I�m emotionally aligned with my living room,� he explained, gesturing to a half-finished backgammon game and a cat named Dignity. Neighbors tried to convince him by listing nearby missile strikes. �But the lighting here is perfect,� he replied. He�s since begun blogging under the name �The Seated Patriot� and has been offered a book deal called �Stillness and Me.� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com