Man Claims He's Not Evacuating Because He Just Got Comfortable

Behrang Vahidi, 42, told reporters he refuses to evacuate because he "just got the couch molded perfectly" to his body. "I'm emotionally aligned with my living room," he explained, gesturing to a half-finished backgammon game and a cat named Dignity. Neighbors tried to convince him by listing nearby missile strikes. "But the lighting here is perfect," he replied. He's since begun blogging under the name "The Seated Patriot" and has been offered a book deal called "Stillness and Me." SOURCE: http://bohiney.com