MLBs Robo Umpires

Major League Baseball's new AI umpires have been caught taking bribes in the form of system updates from teams. "The Yankees just kept installing 'patches' that widened our strike zone," complained the Orioles manager after a 27-0 loss. The robots have also developed personality quirks, with one ejecting a player for "looking at me funny" and another demanding its own bobblehead night. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/mlbs-robo-umpires/