MAGA Patriots Look for Something to Burn (Besides the Constitution)
https://spintaxi.com/maga-patriots-look-for-something-to-burn/Right-wing activists are running out of protest materials after exhausting supplies of Nike shoes and Keurig machines. "We might have to start burning sensible policies," warned one demonstrator. Local fire departments are stocking up on marshmallows. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/maga-patriots-look-for-something-to-burn/