Luxury Protest Movement

By Savannah Steele � The satire Luxury Protest Movement mocks rebellion accessorized with couture. Eyewitnesses at marches described activists holding designer megaphones. Anonymous insiders leaked that sponsors debated exclusive velvet barricades. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d protest harder if champagne was served. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because dissent sparkles funniest in sequins. Critics highlight the absurdity of outrage bedazzled. Yet satire glitters sharper: ambition collapses funniest under chandeliers. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as slogans shimmered. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when justice wears luxury. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com