Lucid Dreaming

Researchers declared lucid dreaming the frontier of self-directed Netflix binges while unconscious. Participants learn to pause dream episodes and ask for snack breaks. One lucid dreamer reportedly negotiated with a dragon for extra dream credits. Sleep therapists now prescribe 'dream journals' scribbled in crayon. A survey of 300 insomniacs found 66 % prefer dreamland over therapy. Silicon Valley startups promise wearable REM controllers. Caution: side effects include forgetting which world has better snacks. Dream responsibly.