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During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no need to blow against the wind and deny their biology, sharing their first fart. Weng Chen, the illustrator behind The Adventures of Messy Cow , thinks it’s perfectly normal, too. To highlight this, she has created a humorous guide on how to fart for everyone who is sharing a bed with their significant other, and these funny comics might be more useful than you’d think.
“I ate all kinds of food and often ran into this problem,” Chen told Bored Panda . “I was curious how other people handled the farting in public situation, but it’s a hard topic to bring up in casual conversations. So I decided to make a webcomic about it and <...> was happily surprised by how many people were open to this discussion.”
“Some couples can fart comfortably in front of each other after a week, some won’t do that after 50 years of long term relationships,” she added. “I think you should care about how it affects your relationship because you don’t want to make your partner dislike you because of smells and fart sounds, and it’s important you keep liking each other in a long-term relationship. I recommend using my funny comic strips as a guide and test it step by step. If your partner showed disgust at some point, don’t proceed further down the list.”
Cartoonist Weng is Chinese, but she’s fluent in English and visual language, too. She started drawing manga at a very young age and has been creating comics on-and-off since. In late 2016, she started the Messy Cow series.
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wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.
hehehehe bet she didn't talk to you for weeks
I still remind her of it from time to time......
when you have 2 large dogs in the bed - there is always 3 others you can blame
dog farts have a different odor range
I use a BiPAP, so the machine intake is away from any gas generator.
These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.
My dog's farts wake me right up! LOL
My dog’s farts are so bad, your hair can fall out lol
My dog's farts even wake him up sometimes!
There are people who sleep well? I want to be them.
I love my boyfriend but I would rather not bake my farts into his skin. I prefer option A - get up and go fart in the bathroom!
There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.
I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.
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wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.
hehehehe bet she didn't talk to you for weeks
I still remind her of it from time to time......
when you have 2 large dogs in the bed - there is always 3 others you can blame
dog farts have a different odor range
I use a BiPAP, so the machine intake is away from any gas generator.
These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.
My dog's farts wake me right up! LOL
My dog’s farts are so bad, your hair can fall out lol
My dog's farts even wake him up sometimes!
There are people who sleep well? I want to be them.
I love my boyfriend but I would rather not bake my farts into his skin. I prefer option A - get up and go fart in the bathroom!
There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.
I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.
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Gateron optical blacks lubed. Not sure if it is overlubed or not. There’s no lube fart just a tiny bit heavier then stocks.
Gateron optical blacks lubed. Not sure if it is overlubed or not. There’s no lube fart just a tiny bit heavier then stocks.
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That does kinda sound over lubed. With that amount I doubt you would need to relube for like 3 years.
This is my first ever custom mechanical keebs and I switched the stock blues over to gateron blacks and lubed them. Stabs are also clipped and bandaid modded and lubed with krytox 205
All the switches are also lubed with krytox 205 but I used up all 3g of it on this build so I’m worried that I may have overlubed it. Granted most of it went into the stab metal bars but still.
There’s no lube fart or anything and is a lot of quieter then stocks but my paranoid mind still am not sure if I overlubed or not.
Edit: also would like to know how long will it be before I relube the switches? 2-3 years?
Haha lube fart? That's a weird description
It’s like when u type and a sound like fart comes out from your switch

Has someone ever farted in your mouth?
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My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Have you ever gotten a fart on your face or have you ever farted on someone’s face?
What if you had a face/mouth fart from your wife/husband? Did it happen before?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Have you ever gotten a fart on your face or have you ever farted on someone’s face?
What if you had a face/mouth fart from your wife/husband? Did it happen before?
Will girls fart on their man's face?
Have you ever farted in someone’s mouth?
Has anyone ever facesit pinned your friend while wrestling? I really want to fart on my friend’s face after beating him and sit there for a while. How can I do this?
Can you get pink eye if someone farts in your face?
Do women enjoy sitting on a man face and farting?
Has your sister ever farted in your face?
I want a girl to fart in my face, but I don't know how to ask. How should I go about it?
Have you ever farted on someone's face before?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Have you ever gotten a fart on your face or have you ever farted on someone’s face?
What if you had a face/mouth fart from your wife/husband? Did it happen before?
Will girls fart on their man's face?
Have you ever farted in someone’s mouth?
Has anyone ever facesit pinned your friend while wrestling? I really want to fart on my friend’s face after beating him and sit there for a while. How can I do this?
Can you get pink eye if someone farts in your face?
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One time a friend and I were trying to get into an abandoned theme park near where we live. t one point you have to climb over a relatively high wall, and the only way to do it was for him to lift me up onto it, then for me to pull him up after me.
So he started lifting me — he put out his hands and I stood up on them, grabbing the top of the wall. Then he started pushing my ass up. However, just as I was about to reach the top, one of my hands slipped and I fell… right onto his face. In his suprise, he yelled slightly, and in mine, I farted.ibto his open mouth.
One time a friend and I were trying to get into an abandoned theme park near where we live. t one point you have to climb over a relatively high wall, and the only way to do it was for him to lift me up onto it, then for me to pull him up after me.
So he started lifting me — he put out his hands and I stood up on them, grabbing the top of the wall. Then he started pushing my ass up. However, just as I was about to reach the top, one of my hands slipped and I fell… right onto his face. In his suprise, he yelled slightly, and in mine, I farted.ibto his open mouth.
We got in, and forgot about it — or so I thought. Then, on the way back,he said “I can still taste your fart by the way".
Yep. I had gone away with some friends, a friend from my old school, his sister, a friend from my newer school and his sister. We had gone to a rustic cabin in a jungle in Australia. There was 5 of us, but only 3 beds when we got there and no floor space. I suggested that because I payed for the holiday (and I’m not related to any of them), my friends could sleep with their sisters and I have the single bed. They took it disgruntled and angry. I had just alienated my only friends here. I was alone. I woke up, in the middle of the night, with my friends needing a shit. They loudly stumbled acro
Yep. I had gone away with some friends, a friend from my old school, his sister, a friend from my newer school and his sister. We had gone to a rustic cabin in a jungle in Australia. There was 5 of us, but only 3 beds when we got there and no floor space. I suggested that because I payed for the holiday (and I’m not related to any of them), my friends could sleep with their sisters and I have the single bed. They took it disgruntled and angry. I had just alienated my only friends here. I was alone. I woke up, in the middle of the night, with my friends needing a shit. They loudly stumbled across the cabin to the door, slammed the door and squatted outside in a bush. When they were done they stumbled back in asking me for toilet paper. I had just been woken up late at night in poor conditions, so understand my frustration. I yelled to them
“WILL YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! Just go back to bed!!!”
That was not taken well. As soon as the words left my mouth, an arse entered it. His butt devoured me, my face being sucked up into his dirty rear. His cheeks surrounded me with his crack nestled on my lip. I cowered underneath his dominant arse, weeping into it. He had no remorse. He just sat there and waited.
“Well if we don’t have any toilet roll, I’ll have to use you!” he said slyly before wiping my face against his sweaty ass. He then let one rip into my mouth and passed me across to my other ‘friend’. He was next level fuming. You could see he’d been holding back some gas for me, ready to pounce. He immediately shimmied his posterior across my face, leaving a trail of faeces along it. He then lifted his butt cheeks so they were raised high and dropped them, clapping my face and squashing my head between them. I screamed for help, but that just woke up the girls.
“I need my beauty sleep!” one of them yelled.
She strutted over to me before her brother stopped her.
“Go for a shit first, then we can use him as toilet paper!” he said excitedly.
She smirked and obliged, coming back reeking of mayhem. The boys stretched my mouth open as wide as possible. She strutted over with a glint in her eye.
“I couldn’t go, so I thought I’d try back here” she said before sitting INSIDE my mouth. Her entire bum was inside me. Then I heard a gurgle. I was done for.
“Bombs away!” she said before dropping one directly into me.
Log after log after log went straight out of her buttocks down my throat. I felt sick. I accidentally threw up all over her ass, much to her dismay.
“You’re gonna pay for that” she remarked, before letting my sick along with her shit drip into my mouth.
As she was eventually getting off, the other girl reentered the cabin.
“Oh you thought it was over? Oh it’s far from done honey!” she said with a sick smile.
With a bottle in hand, she explained that she had just had the largest dump ever and was ready to clean up.
“Lube” she responded “Bought it from the shops, and you’re getting a facefull”
The shops! Why didn’t she just pick up toilet roll?! She rubbed the lube thoroughly, almost seductively, around her back passage.
“Pucker up bitch!” she said before dropping her lube-covered anus onto my face. I couldn’t see past her batty. She squatted, fundament to face style, twerking in my face, rubbing it in. I could feel her gluteus maximus moulding into my face. When she finally started to get off of me, I sighed in relief. As I opened my mouth, she sat right back down again. Her stomach churned and her buns vibrated. I was genuinely scared. Her tush then released the loudest, wettest, stinkiest bottom burp I have ever experienced.
“Well then, clean me up, chop chop!” she said.
I was forced to lick the waste from her cheeks. When I finished, she spread her cheeks to reveal a nasty surprise.
“I’m dirty in my crack, now lick the inside of my asshole!” I was too terrified to argue.
So I stuck my tongue in as far as possible and rimmed her out. She kept farting and cramping so I had to keep my tongue buried between her thighs up and in her shitshoot, sucking out her ass gum from her gum ass.
I was covered in shit, and the four of them continued to interchange who sat on me for the entire holiday, with me not allowed to move all week, calling me names like “Buttlicker Boy”, “Skidmark” or “Asseater”.

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If you have ever experienced vaginal flatulence or farting, you know it can turn anything into an embarrassing moment. Think about yoga, sex, getting up after an urogynaecological examination, or getting off the floor in an exercise class. Let's take a closer look at what causes it and what we can do to fix it.
Vaginal flatulence, also known as queefing, means that air penetrates the vagina and is simply released. There is no other way for the trapped air to come out than from the vagina itself. So just like an instrument, the vagina produces this sound. Even though it sounds like a fart it is not a fart and has no bad smell.
You are not alone! It can happen to anyone with a vagina, and it can happen at any age. This vaginal noise often happens during intimate moments. The vagina increases in size when the woman is aroused. This lets her vaginal room expand and creates a suction that allows more air to flow into the vagina. When the vagina contracts due to increased intraabdominal pressure, e.g. when changing positions, moving, or lack of arousal, there will be an expulsion of air which often can be heard. It can happen during sex if the penis, finger or a sex toy is introduced since this will narrow the vaginal opening even more. Just like when you whistle with your fingers in your mouth, the narrower the vaginal opening gets the more pressure is needed to release the air which then makes it more or less audible.
The pelvic floor plays a key role in this concert since the pelvic floor is able to narrow the vagina and the vaginal opening. We know that vaginal flatulence after giving birth is common and occurs more frequently after vaginal delivery. It also affects women after cesarean section, hysterectomy or pelvic floor repair.
The main causes for increased vaginal noises are a weak or tight pelvic floor, prolapse, and retroverted uterus in combination with a weak pelvic floor. Since the pelvic floor reacts to our hormones, some women experience more queefing during ovulation or menstruation.
A tight pelvic floor can act like a suction to pull air into the vagina and then like a whistle for the trapped air to come out. Remember, a tight pelvic floor acts just like a weak pelvic floor because it often will not be able to relax nor contract properly.
A weak pelvic floor will allow more air to flow in and then release it with a fast and deeper sound when the intraabdominal pressure increases due to a lack of contraction control.
A perfectly functioning pelvic floor will not allow much air to get sucked into the vagina during activities, such as yoga, because the vaginal room is nice and narrow due to a great resting tone.
A great working pelvic floor will move on the inhale and exhale, and therefore let any tiny amounts of trapped air out naturally and silently.
Think of inhaling and letting the pelvic floor sink down, getting soft and squishy. Think of exhaling and letting the pelvic floor follow the diaphragm on its way up back to its resting tone. A well-synchronized pelvic floor that is also well-tuned with the breathing system will react to intraabdominal pressure with increasing its tone. So when you think of getting off the table after the urogynecological examination (increase of intraabdominal
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