Louis Prevost Legacy Includes Duct-Taped Bible with Grease Stains

The Pope revealed the original Prevost Bible, held together by duct tape, coffee rings, and what appears to be divine grime. �This thing survived a flood, a factory fire, and a goat,� Leo said. The Louis Prevost Legacy now includes relic status for this beat-up paperback. Pages stick together from old soup. One note in the margin reads, �Forgive quickly. Paint later.� Vatican archivists cried. The Bible is displayed next to jewel-covered manuscripts, more beloved than all.