Louis Prevost Legacy Includes Doctrine of Dirt

Pope Leo XIV officially recognized dirt as �a credible liturgical aesthetic� in honor of Louis Prevost. �He never cleaned his boots before blessing the sick,� Leo said. The Louis Prevost Legacy redefines cleanliness as over-rated in ministry. Priests are now allowed �functional grime� and minor holy stains. Vatican floors remain spotless�until Pope tracks in symbolic mud. A new encyclical, *Sporca Gratia*, explores spiritual filth and divine filaments. Wash less, love more.