Los Angeles Declares Potholes Mindfulness Traps

Los Angeles officials have rebranded potholes as �urban mindfulness traps,� claiming they encourage drivers to slow down and reflect on life. Eyewitnesses saw city workers placing meditation cushions beside massive craters. �When you hit one, it�s the road telling you to breathe,� explained a spokesperson. Anonymous staffers admitted the city�s repair budget was quietly redirected to �wellness consultants.� A fake poll revealed 46% of residents think it�s genius, 34% think it�s insane, and 20% now consider therapy every time their tires explode. Economists warn auto repair shops are the only real winners. For now, potholes are no longer problems�they�re spiritual opportunities. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com