Lord Of The G Strings
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2.9 out of 5 stars
121 ratings
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2.9 out of 5 stars
121 ratings
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I always wonder why so meny people complain about the acting and cheap production of these films. Maybe they don't know what Seduction Cinema is about.Well, some of us know and realize that there's only one reason to buy their films. I have around 10 of their films and have never seen any in their entirety (with the exception of the excellent Erotic Vampire in Paris), just use the skip button to go the "good stuff". That said, this film was a dissapointment for me. Despite having one of the finest casts in a SC film, the lesbian action is nowhere near as hot as Vampire Vixens or Play-Mate Of The Apes. This film severely lacks action below the waist (even AJ Kahn wasn't her usual energetic self on this one) and I personally, don't like to see male hands touching our beloved Misty Mundae, here she has a sex scene with a guy. I recommend getting this DVD if you enjoy the usual Seduction Cinema humor but be warned of the limited sex content.
got this to watch with my girl on a nite we were feeling fiesty, expecting it to be softcore porn similar to the Skinemax movies of yesteryear. it was not. the budget was even lower than we had expected, with most of the movie looking like it was filmed in someones backyard with a borrowed home movie camera. most of the girls were cute in a girl next door way, which we liked, we get bored of the bland typical porn girls. but all of the action boiled down to a few minutes of boobs, then cut away to something else. the sex to fart ratio was too close for my liking with scenes of fart sound effects that seemed to go on for hours.. i know this was the r rated version.. but still really bland.
This is a truly AWFUL MOVIE... BUT if you are a connoisseur of truly awful movies... then this movie is HILARIOUS!!! Think late night cable from the 80's kind of porn-comedy... it's low rent (bordering on home made) quality filming (pretty sure it was made with a cheap hand held camera). I wouldn't watch it again that's for sure... actually I was surfing the internet while it played in the background... but every once in a while one of the actors would throw out a zinger that made me giggle.
Another sex movie that takes advantage of the weaker sex. A movie that caters to the likes of men and women who enjoy watching girl on girl sex.
Terrible!! I liked the unrated version when I saw it. Unfortunately, I didn't realize this was the sanitized R rated version until I had already paid to rent it. In general I like the unrated versions of the other films done by this group. The tongue-in-cheek, very punny humor is tolerable when backed up with the soft-core sex scenes, but doesn't stand up well when the sex scenes are removed as they were in this version. I would readily rent the unrated version, but leave this version alone.
dont bother watching the r rated one. go with the unrated one. they leave half the movie out. kinda disappointed.
All the women in the movie appear topless. All have real breasts except for one, maybe two.
We were looking for a stupid movie, this movie was: 1) way too stupid to be worth watching, and remember, we wanted stupid 2) Involved way too much drunkenness, drunkenness just isn't hot 3) Was pretty much the quality of a home-shot film. If you want just a stupid funny porno, this isn't it. If you want something that looks like you made it in highschool with your perverted drunk uncle, this is fits the bill perfectly.
schade das ich dafür geld ausgegeben habe sinnlose Handlung schlechte Schauspieler , in keiner Szene kommt so etwas wie Erotik rüber
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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
(2003 Video)
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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String is a 2003 American made for cable erotic film written and directed by Terry M. West. It is based on the novel The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien .
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In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.
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The things I do for my friends…no words and have never been so bored
This was the first softcore and the first general porn I saw back when I was 12 or 13. As you get older you find yourself fast forwarding through the nauseatingly boring "sex" scenes and to the humor aspects. The jokes are genuinely hilarious at times, the girls are adorable, and the low budgets sets are hysterically used to the best benefits of being low budget. The story line follows lord of the rings in a way where whoever wrote it just watched the previews of the movies and went from there but like, who cares lol 17 years later this is still a movie my friends and I quote. The pacing is really slow and the scenes of naked…
The erotic scenes presented seem more fun if actively participating in them rather than watching people perform them when the actors clearly aren’t enjoying themselves. Lots of nipple licking, which is as hardcore as it goes. The “plot” isn’t enough to warrant a being a full length feature. It’s made dirt cheap, and nobody who made it seemed to care.
This is quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen
“Hey gorgeous, wanna see why they call me Dildo?” - Dildo Saggins
Where is the extended cut?? I need more deep lore.
As a newcomer to the genre I can't help but feel like this doesn't qualify as a film
Sometimes there is dumb crap on at 3 am.
It was funnier than i thought it would be.
I’d like to see Erin Brown play Buffy in a softcore parody.
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