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Boofing can use a beer funnel. But the funnel doesn't quite go in your mouth. (Photo by Joe ... [+] Raedle/Newsmakers)
When someone asks you a question, it helps to know specifically what is being asked. For example, if someone asks you, "have you boofed yet," don't answer unless you know exactly what that person means by boofing.
Apparently Supreme Court-nominee Brett Kavanaugh asked that exact question in his high school yearbook page. During the confirmation hearings this week when Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-Rhode Island) asked Kavanaugh to clarify what "boofing" means, Kavanaugh responded that he used the term to refer to flatulence as shown in this PBS NewsHour broadcast:
If Kavanaugh's question then was "have you farted yet," your answer should be yes. No matter how attractive, how sexy, how well-put-together, or how non-gaseous you think you may be, you must have farted at some point in your life. In fact, there is a decent probability that you just farted, are in the middle of farting, or are gearing up to fart. That is because you swallow air throughout the day and have bacteria in your intestines that produce various types of gasses. All of this results in accumulated gasses in your intestines, which somehow have to exit. The exit from your intestines is called your rectum. Besides your mouth, there is no other side door that directly connects your intestines to the outside world. That is why you periodically release gift packages of varying sizes of nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane, skatole, indole, methanethiol, hydrogen sulfide and dimethyl sulfide through your rectum out to the innocent people around you. If you are not a newborn and have never ever farted, please see your doctor.
However, the word "boof" does not appear in the lists of synonyms for fart provided by Thesaurus.com or by Ben Applebaum and Dan DiSorbo in a HuffPost article entitled "150 Different Words For Fart." Applebaum and DiSorbo do offer words and phrases such as "air biscuit," "bottom burp" and "Get out and walk Donald." But alas, no "boof", "boofing", or "have boofed." While it may be common to ask "did you fart" or "who farted," it is not clear how often people ask, "have you farted yet," unless it is directed to a newborn infant. This is assuming that a decision or action doesn't depend heavily on whether a person has passed gas yet (e.g., "have you farted, yet? If so and the odor has passed, you can now get into my car.")
Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term "boofing" is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as "butt chugging" or "plugging" or "alcohol enemas." You may ask "butt why would you do that"? Typically, this is not done because you have horrible aim and keep missing your mouth. Your rectum has a relatively thin surface layer and is highly vascularized, meaning that it has many blood vessels. As a result, substances in your rectum could reach your blood stream relatively quickly. This is the whole principle behind suppositories. Scientists didn't make suppositories just to be amusing. They realized that the rectum is an effective way to reach the bloodstream. Therefore, you may engage in "butt chugging" to get drunk, high, or wasted faster, because who has the time to wait for substances like alcohol to go down into your stomach and intestines and get absorbed through their walls into your bloodstream.
As you can see in this segment in The Daily Show with Trevor Noah , using a funnel (or other ways) to deliver alcohol to your butt has become frequent enough to be featured in the movie Blockers :
Before you decide to "butt chug" or "boof" during your next cocktail event or company holiday party, consider the dangers. Your rectum is not designed to drink alcohol. It is sensitive and easily damaged. That is why you don't use your rectum in most daily activities or to operate heavy machinery. Also, since your rectum may more readily absorb substances, your chances of overdosing or getting alcohol poisoning may be significantly higher. The risk is heightened by the fact that your rectum doesn't have the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme that can help break down ethanol and is present in your stomach and intestines. Moreover, your rectum is less able than your mouth to regulate the amount of alcohol that goes into it. For example, when you drink through your mouth, at least you can vomit (or "ralph") if you feel like you have had too much to drink. By contrast, your rectum cannot vomit. The only way that your rectum can "ralph" is if you have named it Ralph. What goes in your rectum tends to stay in your rectum, at least alcohol- or drug-wise. Too much ethanol too quickly can then overwhelm your liver, which normally protects your body by breaking down and excreting toxins.
Take a look at two situations where alcohol in the rear end seemed to end badly. In 2004, a man died after his wife had given him a "sherry enema", as reported by Erwin Seba for Reuters .  In 2012, the HuffPost reported that a 20 year old University of Tennessee student was hospitalized with severe alcohol poisoning after allegedly using alcohol enemas (although the student subsequently denied butt chugging ).
Bottom line, butt chugging or boofing is a stupid, stupid thing to do. If you like beer, if you really like beer, use your mouth.
I should add that there are other definitions of "boofing" floating around the Internet. One is smuggling things such as drugs or objects using your rectum. This is also not advisable for some of the reasons mentioned above such as damage to your rectum and the potential for absorption into your bloodstream. If you need to store something, a fanny pack would be much safer.
Two of the other possible definitions of "boofing" are quite different and don't have the same risks as those listed above. Some have used the word to refer to anal sex. Another available definition of boofing is " the act, or art, of keeping the bow of your kayak from diving underwater," according to Paddling.com . This is very different from putting anything in your rectum or farting. Kayaking in general can be a healthy activity as long as you use the proper equipment and take necessary precautions. Kayaking also does not tend to produce an odor, unless you are doing it in a really, really wrong way.


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Anna Yuzhakova takes her laptop computer with her to the restaurant car. She wants to show her international visitor the many charms of Siberian beauties. They are the result, she says, of years of mixed marriages by citizens from different republics of the former Soviet Union.
Anna is a scout. She discovers new talents for the Noah Models agency in St. Petersburg.
She is herself a former model. Four times a year she crosses her native region by train searching for the next top models, the ones who will one day strut the catwalks of Paris or New York.
Her travelling companion, Stephane Hababou, watches the photos of would-be models scroll across the screen. He’s also a scout. He represents the prestigious Marilyn agency in Paris.
It’s his first trip to Siberia. Hababou says it’s the best way for him to find new prospects ahead of his competition.
There’s not a moment to waste. Anna and Stephane stop in every large city of the region, holding a casting call that is open to all.
About 50 teen girls in black undergarments and stiletto heels greet Anna and Stephane at every stop. Some move nervously. Others proudly show off their curves.
The presence of this visitor from Paris ramps up the pressure. Everyone knows Hababou holds the key to a possible career abroad. It’s an opportunity to follow both an American and French dream, a chance to escape the daily drudgery of life in Siberia.
Anna invites Marina Korotkova to step forward. The 17-year-old barely has the time to take two steps before a cutting remark welcomes her into the world of modelling, even if pronounced under the guise of humour. “Marina is a little overweight.” At 93 centimetres, her hips are too wide. The visitors still take a few photos and recommend she go on a diet.
Russia’s largest modelling school is in Novosibirsk. It’s a unique breeding ground for girls who start training as early as age 10 or 12. They learn fashion photography techniques and how to sway their hips on a catwalk.
Fifteen-year-old Kristina Churina, a recent graduate, catches Stephane Hababou’s eye. If she loses a little weight, she could end up in Paris within the year, modeling the creations of top designers.
But few are chosen. Anna selects about 30 young women during each of her Siberian scouting trips. Only a fraction of them will ever end up with real modelling careers.
To be ready to seize the opportunity if presented with it, Kristina has been taking intensive English courses. She also has a plan B. She’s studying tourism and hopes to one day manage a large hotel.
Anna Yuzhakova takes her laptop computer with her to the restaurant car. She wants to show her international visitor the many charms of Siberian beauties. They are the result, she says, of years of mixed marriages by citizens from different republics of the former Soviet Union.
Anna is a scout. She discovers new talents for the Noah Models agency in St. Petersburg.
She is herself a former model. Four times a year she crosses her native region by train searching for the next top models, the ones who will one day strut the catwalks of Paris or New York.
Her travelling companion, Stephane Hababou, watches the photos of would-be models scroll across the screen. He’s also a scout. He represents the prestigious Marilyn agency in Paris.
It’s his first trip to Siberia. Hababou says it’s the best way for him to find new prospects ahead of his competition.
There’s not a moment to waste. Anna and Stephane stop in every large city of the region, holding a casting call that is open to all.
About 50 teen girls in black undergarments and stiletto heels greet Anna and Stephane at every stop. Some move nervously. Others proudly show off their curves.
The presence of this visitor from Paris ramps up the pressure. Everyone knows Hababou holds the key to a possible career abroad. It’s an opportunity to follow both an American and French dream, a chance to escape the daily drudgery of life in Siberia.
Anna invites Marina Korotkova to step forward. The 17-year-old barely has the time to take two steps before a cutting remark welcomes her into the world of modelling, even if pronounced under the guise of humour. “Marina is a little overweight.” At 93 centimetres, her hips are too wide. The visitors still take a few photos and recommend she go on a diet.
Russia’s largest modelling school is in Novosibirsk. It’s a unique breeding ground for girls who start training as early as age 10 or 12. They learn fashion photography techniques and how to sway their hips on a catwalk.
Fifteen-year-old Kristina Churina, a recent graduate, catches Stephane Hababou’s eye. If she loses a little weight, she could end up in Paris within the year, modeling the creations of top designers.
But few are chosen. Anna selects about 30 young women during each of her Siberian scouting trips. Only a fraction of them will ever end up with real modelling careers.
To be ready to seize the opportunity if presented with it, Kristina has been taking intensive English courses. She also has a plan B. She’s studying tourism and hopes to one day manage a large hotel.
Siberia is known around the world for its frigid temperatures. But in the world of fashion, the region is famous for being home to the most beautiful women in the world.
The measuring tape is king. Minimum height: 172 centimetres (5 feet, 6 inches). Maximum hips: 90 centimetres (35.4 inches).
Casting calls are open to all and attract about 60 hopeful young women every time they are held.
The measuring tape is unforgiving. With hips measuring 93 centimetres (36.6 inches), Marina Korotkova is considered “a little fat.”
Stephane Hababou, from the Marilyn agency in Paris, has come to Siberia to find the most promising beauties before his rivals do.
Anna Yuzhakova (centre), herself a former model, visits Siberia four times a year on behalf of the Noah modeling agency in St. Petersburg.
Anna discovers 30 to 40 fresh and interesting faces every month.
Anastasia Akhmameteva catches the eye of Stephane Hababou. Her ticket to Paris is within reach.
For the ones left behind, the rejection is often brutal.
15-year-old Kristina Churina just graduated from Novosibirsk’s modelling school and has caught the attention of the Paris agency.
But Stephane Hababou hesitates about Kristina: “If she loses weight, we’ll see see how she changes.”
Siberia is considered a modelling reservoir, thanks to ethnic mixing.
A little powder, and barely pubescent girls turn into femmes fatales.
A fashion show after the casting call allows scouts to observe the models in real conditions.
For many young women from small villages, modelling offers a chance to travel and earn a lot of money.

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