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121 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives
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#1 When Your Parents Take You To Meet The President #thanksobama
#2 Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I'm An #assholeparent
#3 I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, "elsa." Now I'm An #assholeparent
#4 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Goat Poop
#5 Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I'm An #assholeparent
#6 Mother's Day 2015. I'm The #assholeparent Because I Didn't Get Her A Mother's Day Present
#7 He Couldn't Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn't Allow That, So I'm The #assholeparent
#8 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Won't Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse
#9 I Wouldn't Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I'm An #assholeparent
#10 I'm An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn't Make Them Stop
#11 I Am An #assholeparent Because I Made Her Go To Story Time At The Library Where There Is Music And Toys And Snacks And Friends
#12 Would Not Let Him Eat His Father's Deodorant, So I'm An #assholeparent
#13 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car
#14 I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It's Gone Forever. I'm An #assholeparent
#15 I Wouldn't Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
#16 1. Leni Is Pissed She Has To Share TV Time With Fin 2. Fin Is Pissed At Pretty Much Everything 3. Archer Is Pissed At The Fact I Actually Have To Be A "Mom" To Those Other Two. I'm An #assholeparent
#17 I Wouldn't Close Him In The Refrigerator. Sorry Lil Bud, Mommy's An #assholeparent
#18 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Throw The Car Keys Into The Sound
#19 She Wanted A Ponytail, But She Doesn't Have Enough Hair. So I'm An #assholeparent
#20 I'm An #assholeparent Because What I Called "a Mess" Was Really "a Fun Party"
#21 I'm An #assholeparent Tonight Because I Wouldn't Remove The Hearts From Her Pajamas
#22 I Didn't Want To Serve Her Warm Dinner On Top Of My Old, Smelly, Dirty Tennis Shoes
#23 I Started Singing Some Gwen Stefani. And He Ain't No Hollaback Girl. So I'm Assholeparent
#24 I Asked Him If He Wanted Milk Or Juice So I'm An #assholeparent
#25 Asked Her To Carry Her Own Bag. So I'm An #assholeparent
#26 I Wouldn't Let Her Touch The Dog's Poop. So I'm #assholeparent
#27 I Wouldn't Let Him Drink My Beer So I'm An Asshole. #assholeparent
#28 I Refused To Let Him Stuff Play Dough In The Dogs Ear So I Must Be An #assholeparent
#29 I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Soap So I'm An #assholeparent
#30 I Can't Magically Reattach The Bite To The Whole Muffin, So I'm An #assholeparent
#31 I'm #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Cross The Very Busy Intersection On Her Own. She's 2
#32 I Wouldn't "turn Down The Noise" In The Restaurant (i.e. Other Customers Talking) While She Watched Frozen, So I'm An #assholeparent
#33 I Took The Marker, Therefore, I Am An #assholeparent
#34 I'm #assholeparent Because After 25 Minutes Of Washing His Hands I Turned The Tap Off
#35 I Told Her She Can't Sit On The Cat So Now I'm The #assholeparent
#36 I Won't Give Her Cough Medicine Because She Doesn't Have A Cough. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#37 He Had To Have Bandaids On His Runny Nose. Then Freaked Out Because He Had Bandaids On His Nose. So I'm #assholeparent
#38 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Use A Second Roll For The Rest Of The House
#39 Reason Number 488 Why My Kid Is Crying. I Looked At Him And Said Hi. So I'm An #assholeparent
#40 I Won't Let Her Wear Shorts To School When It's 40 Degrees Out, So I'm An #assholeparent
#41 Wants Me To Paint Her Teeth With Gold Nail Polish. #assholeparent
#42 I Told Her She Didn't Need Make-up To Be Beautiful... Now I'm The #assholeparent
#43 The Helicopter Flew Away So I'm An #assholeparent
#44 She Didn't Want To Swing And She Didn't Want To Get Down So I'm An #assholeparent
#45 I Interrupted A Lunch Time Snack Of Fresh Dog Poop So I Am An #assholeparent
#46 I Told Her Not To Sit On Her Drums, So I'm A #assholeparent
#47 I Said Happy Birthday To "you" Instead Of Happy Birthday Dear Harper, So I'm An #assholeparent
#48 I Wouldn't Let Him Repeatedly Whip Me With A Set Of Headphones, Inflicting Actual Pain.. So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#49 She Got A New Princess Nightgown With Matching Slippers But There Is No Crown So I'm An #assholeparent
#50 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Go In The Middle Of The Street To Try And Get In The Sewer Like The Boxtrolls Do In The Movie
#51 She Wanted Me To Make The Small Pickle Into A Bigger One. That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#52 I Asked Her To Stop Sucking Out The Toothpaste From The Tube
#53 Your Kid Can't Swim And You're Trying To Stop Him From Running Into Deeper Water So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#54 Won't Let Her Play With Her Dirty Diaper, So I'm An #assholeparent
#55 I Was Singing Again So I'm An #assholeparen
#56 She Wanted The Cap On Her Water. So I Put The Cap. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#57 We Won't Give Him A Hundred Dollar Bill So We Are #assholeparent
#58 You See That Juice Box Back There? I Put The Straw In It, So I'm An #assholeparent
#59 Won't Let Her Have Mayonnaise On Her Cereal So I'm An #assholeparent
#60 I Clicked Her Pen And The Tip Went Away While We Were At The Happiest Place On Earth... Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
#61 I Wouldn't Let Her Play With The Knives So I'm An #assholeparent
#62 I Brought Her Scooter From The Car To School Pickup So She Wouldn't Have To Walk One Block, But The Helmet Is "Too Boring" And "Just Green" So I'm An #assholeparent
#63 I Told Her To Shop For A Toy Instead Of Playing On My Phone At Toys R Us. Now I'm An #assholeparent
#64 I'm An #assholeparent Because My Arms Got Too Tired To Help Her "jump" The Waves
#65 I Said She Couldn't Have A Real Baby Bear As A Pet So I'm An #assholeparent
#66 I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On A Screw... So Naturally That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#67 I Wouldn't Let Her Rub Her Face Into The Carpet In The Doctor's Waiting Room
#68 I Wouldn't Let Him Put My Shoe In His Mouth So I'm An #assholeparent
#69 I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Take A Bite Out Of Every Donut In The Box
#70 He Couldn't Hold Two Eggs In One Hand So I'm An #assholeparent
#71 I Couldn't Put Their Bananas Back Together So I'm An #assholeparent
#72 She Wanted The Necklace On Before Going To The Pool, I Put It On Two Seconds Too Late And Now I'm An #assholeparent
#73 I Won't Get The Piece Of Toilet Paper I Already Flushed Down The Toilet. So I'm An #assholepare
#74 I Wanted To Take A Family Photo For His First Day Of School Today. So I'm An #assholeparent
#75 She Grabs The Bowl And Dumps It On Her Head So I'm An #assholeparent
#76 I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Ice Cream From The Table At Hungry Jacks So I'm An #assholeparent
#77 Because I Wouldn't Let Her Electrocute Herself So I'm An #assholeparent
#78 She Is So Mad At Me For Making It Rain And Therefore Getting Her Wet When It Was Time To Pick Her Up From School. I'm An #assholeparent
#79 I Did Exactly What She Wanted For Crazy Hair Day But Somehow I'm The #assholeparent
#80 She Wanted Her Nails Painted. So I Painted Them For Her..... But It Wasn't Sparkly Enough. So I
#81 I Started Singing And It Hurt Her Ears, So I'm An #assholeparent
#82 I Took Him To The Beach And Let Him Wear The Mickey Suit So I'm An #assholeparent
#83 Took The Kidds To See Their Favorite Train Today Guess I'm An #assholeparent
#84 Bernie Beat Hillary In Our Family's Mock Election So I'm An #assholeparent
#85 He Wanted A Cupcake, I Peeled The Wrapper Off So I'm An #assholeparent
#86 I Guess I'm The #assholeparent Because I Said No To Opening The Umbrella In The Car
#87 He Asked For Triangles. I Cut Triangles. I'm An #assholeparent Because I Cannot Transform Them Into The Squares He Now Wants
#88 Sang #happybirthday To Her So I Am An #assholeparent
#89 He Had To Put On A Life Jacket To Go On The Sea Doo So I'm An #assholeparent
#90 I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Rotisserie Chicken Right In The Cart So I Am An #assholeparent
#91 Wouldn't Let Her Continue To Eat The Lotion, So I'm An #assholeparent
#92 I'm An #assholeparent Because I'm Feeding Him The Peeps He Begged For
#93 I Won't Let Her Stick Her Finger In The Socket So I'm An #assholeparent
#94 ook my daughter on an African safari but I won't let her play on her iPad so I'm an #assholeparent
#95 I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Strips Of Torn Tissue Paper That He'd Ripped Up. Which, Naturally, Makes Me An #assholeparent
#96 I'm An #assholeparent Because Kroger Doesn't Have Wifi So She Can't Watch Curious George
#97 I Made Her Come Down For Lunch. So I'm An #assholeparent
#98 I'm The #assholeparent For Not Taking Her To Play Outside At 6:30 Am
#99 We Are Out Of Turkey So I'm An #assholeparent
#100 He Tried Eating Plastic Grapes...twice...finally Realized They Weren't Real.
#101 Im An Asshole Parent Cause I Wouldn't Let Him Be Naked #assholeparent
#102 Oreos Only Have Frosting On One Side When You Take Them Apart.
#103 I Wanted To Get A Cute "turning 1 With Her Cake" Photo, So I'm An #assholeparent
#104 Google Self Driving Car #assholeparent
#105 I Moved His Hand So The Dog Wouldn't Lick It. Guess I'm The #assholeparent
#106 She Wanted To Watch Frozen, So I Turned It On And Now I'm The #assholeparent
#107 She Wanted To Take The Stick From The Dog. I Did Nothing. So I'm The #assholeparent
#108 The Plane Was Delayed So I'm An #assholepatent
#109 Wouldn't Get Her Another Pet Adding To 2 Guinea Pigs 2 Cats And Dog. #assholeparent
#110 The Book Ran Out Of Pages. Obviously My Fault #assholeparent
#111 I Am #assholeparent Because I Didn't Let Him Play In The Bank And He Dont Want To Go Home
#112 I Couldn't Stop Her Tower From Falling...#assholeparent
#113 I Offered Inaaya An Orange...clearly I'm An #arseholeparent
#114 I Put Milk In His Chocolate Milk #imtheasshole
#115 We Interupted Her Poo Playing Session #assholeparent
#116 I Asked Him To Stop Poking My Valentine's Day Cupcakes So Now I'm An #assholeparent
#119 This One Is A Grown Woman, But She Obviously Thinks Her Mama Is #an Asshole Parent. Who Cares?
#120 She Wanted A Hulahoop. So I Made Her One. And Now I'm An #assholeparent
#121 I Wouldn't Let Her Sit On It,so Now I'm An #assholeparent
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Every parent wants their kids to regard them with love, respect and admiration. But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your little bundle of joy is going to think you're an asshole. It's inevitable. The only question is why. And as you can see from these pictures found on a hilarious Instagram account called - you guessed it - assholeparents , kids are likely to hate you for the most unexpected of reasons. Can't grow bananas in the garden? You're an asshole. Won't let your kid eat your deodorant? Asshole. Can't make the waves stop? Major asshole. Whoever said that parenting was easy? Oh, that's right. Nobody.
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Let it go....Let it go...???????? ????
That stuff does resemble jellybeans, after all.
Lol that seems exactly what my ex husband thinks
She needs to know that she is not the daughter of Poseidon
If looks could kill you would be dead
My little cousin once wanted to try dog biscuits and was howling over it for hours
The way people drive around here, it seems like little kids are at the wheel! :-/
I hated that as a child too. But not because I thought I wouldn't get my nose back but because I thought it was a lame joke and everybody I ever met as a child tried it on me.
Why? He's practicing good dental hygene
I'm gonna start calling the ocean The Sound
just proving it's definitely time for bed.
I wish my "old" shoes look like that.
Fast-forward 20 years, this same scene plays out when the bartender asks if he wants foreign or domestic beer. :-)
But it looks like dark chocolate :(
Great brew! I wouldn't share it either. Better to be an asshole than without beer.
One of my kids put the soap in her mouth the yesterday, and very fast told me it was ew. Well, didn't I just tell you that kiddo.. ????
Why all of these kids look like they are college students and they have an exam in 20 mins
How could you take his only artistic outlet away??
Cat thinks your his hero so take the good with the bad I guess
he got what he wanted and still threw a fit? keeeds! \./
Why did you let him do the first roll?
I'm Canadian that to me for a minute seemed odd 40 here is naked and still want to remove more clothes I forgot the whole Ferinheight vs Celsius thing
Haha, someone has been watching mtv
You will be having the same problem when she's 13
She sat on it anyway, so you are fine. ;)
Her name's Harper! Not "You"! Shame!!!
An asshole parent who does not know how to accessorize, call the fashion police!
Well, we ALL want a bigger pickle;)
Oh man, good move it is toxic in large amounts!
Get him floaties and a actual swim suit and bring him to a kiddie pool maybe
This sounds so much like my daughter Tasha who is 20 months
Seriously, what is wrong with you???
I agree and I would like one or two also!
Oh, just give her the mayonaise, she'll discover herself how disgusting it is :P
Gosh she looks so cute! Lill frumpy face!
That's because green is not a creative colour.
It could also be because you made her wear that hat
Thank god! The REAL asshole parent is the one that gets his/her baby a REAL lion or tiger cub or bear cub just Coz they can.
She looks old enough to know why she's not allowed to do that...
Don´t be sad lil bud.... i also wasn´t allowed to taste every donat! it´s a bad world...
The dads look is priceless. " Do we really need this picture?" LOL
"I grabbed the bowl and put it on my head. IT'S YOUR FAULT"
Ah.. I see a lill 5 o'clock shadow there! :-D
Im shocked that you wouldn't let her do that.
She's old enough to know about the weather and it's changes. To throw a fit and blame you? That's a mean kid.
To be fair, the Mickey suit? Soo last season.
Looks like you're only a halfasshole parent.
Similar to what Bernie supporters are doing right now. :-(
my mother would just take it from me so i would regret complaining. i would do the same thing.
Take the food away. He's not hungry then. My daughter suddenly don't mind the cutting when I do that..
Don't let him go on the seadoo at all, it's not safe if he's this upset anyway.
Probably saw someone drinking a soda or eating chips before getting to the checkout. I hate that.
Possibly toxic lotion, yummy.................
Peeps kinda taste like a stale marmallow.......
My eldest stuck a knife in socket an instant before I could stop him. Amazing how far he flew. (Uh, he's a physicist now. Really.)
On HER ipad ? *** new generation kid ????
As a mof I used to do this too when I was under two. Very discreetly til mom found me out.
At first, i really thought the child's name was Kroger
Is she even wearing any form of pants???lol
I do the same thing when the deli is out of black forest ham.
Awww. Somebody get him some real grapes, please! At least he's trying to eat healthy.
why would anyone let someone run around naked nudity suggests sex and young children should not know bout sex
It would’ve been funnier if the dog bit her for being a little brat and trying to take its stick away lol
well, to be fair, there needs to be a second dog - symmetry...
And then you're looking at Poopsville soon after.
WHITE MILK?!?! Why would you do such a thing? Lol
at least you are an asshole parent with hygiene in mind.
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What was the problem here? She looks perfectly happy and pretty btw.
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I didn't SEE this damn travesty until today. I think that since the CrumbBum that took it hates me, he must have been the one that posted it. Can it be removed?. My daughter is upset, too! Hollynmom-...14c7fe.jpg
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Yep me too! Never gonna have them:)
Here's the thing, if you don't want kids, I don't think you should have any, honestly, there's too many of us already. Just fyi, I think most of these parents are kind of crappy, for photographing their kids when they're clearly having a hard time, and posting it on the internet for laughs. I've had years of experience with both my own children and others, and I have found that by a VAST majority, the problems of little ones are caused by A: low blood sugar, B
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