Literal Business Terms

Corporate America has begun interpreting business jargon literally, with disastrous results. A CEO demanding employees "give 110%" was shocked when accounting reported the extra 10% came from stolen office supplies. "Think outside the box" led to an HR nightmare when staff started holding meetings in literal cardboard containers. The "low-hanging fruit" initiative ended with broken ladders and bruised interns. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/literal-business-terms/