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The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book: Watch The Little Penis Grow! (Bridal Shower and Bachelorette Party Humor, Funny Adult Gifts, Books for Women, Hilarious Gifts) (Little Penis Parodies) Board book – January 8, 2013
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Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
Craig Yoe is an internationally renowned cartoonist, illustrator, author, toy inventor, and Eisner Award and Society of Illustrators Gold Medal winner. He is the former creative director for the Muppets, Disney, and Nickelodeon, and is the founder of YOE studios, with more than fifty titles to his credit. He lives in the Hudson Valley, New York.
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Cider Mill Press; Brdbk edition (January 8, 2013) Language
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English Board book
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12 pages ISBN-10
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1604333081 ISBN-13
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978-1604333084 Item Weight
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5.8 ounces Dimensions
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4.4 x 0.9 x 4.4 inches
4.8 out of 5 stars
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By far one of the best prank gifts I’ve ever bought anyone. The finger goes through the middle puppet to look like a little pecker. It’s awesome!
This is a funny book for Adults. Great for Valentines Day, Anniversaries, Birthdays, Vasectomy Celebration parties. It made us laugh.
Purchased as far gift for mother-in-law Never laughed so hard in my life.
Gift for bf, he loved it n so did his friends lol
This thing is really freaking funny. Could be a good prank gift!
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Its made lough everyone
Great book to give to someone as a joke.
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Bless this gem of a book
I gave this piece of literary art as a wedding shower gift. I think the bride and groom loved it as much as the guests did💗
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Bless this gem of a book
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Ein großartiges Buch!
Man erfährt in diesem informativen Buch auf lustige Weise, was "der kleine Freund" so den ganzen Tag macht. - Willi wills wissen! - Sicher wird dieses Werk bald ein Standardwerk der Weltliteratur! =;-)
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This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, it’s a perfect gift for those with a good sense of humor. Little Penis is great for bridal showers, bachelorette parties, or as a simple gag gift for any occasion.
Follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early (so big and tall!); gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug!); heads to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more.
Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but all is well that ends well as he finds the snug, warm place he calls home.
Vice magazine calls Craig Yoe the "Indiana Jones of comics historians." Publishers Weekly says he's the "archivist of the ridiculous and sublime" and calls his work "brilliant." The Onion calls him "the celebrated designer." The Library Journal, "a comics guru." BoingBoing hails him "a fine cartoonist and a comic book historian of the first water." Yoe was Creative Director/Vice President/General Manager of Jim Henson's Muppets, and a Creative Director at Nickelodeon and Disney. Craig has won an Eisner Award and the Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators.
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“It’s little dicks, not micro-penis,” the reporter from Gothamist was told outside of Kings County Saloon just before the event started
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“It’s little dicks, not micro-penis,” the reporter from Gothamist was told outside of Kings County Saloon just before the event started. And it seems that the distinction between the two is what makes Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Pageant what it is: a little joke with a lot of pride.
This was the third year for Brooklyn’s most idiosyncratic and irreverent pageant, and based on the crowd that was lining up to pay $10 to see some small dick (when a few probably could have just stayed home and looked in a mirror), it was an outstanding success.
Once again, Kings County Saloon was selling “Penis Coladas” with plastic dick straws to the 100+ crowd of mostly women, many of who seemed pretty eager to be close to the stage when the little fellers made their big debut. When resident drag Queen Chicken Bitches , dressed in her finest, most sparkly and cumbersome Jedi attire (this year was Star Wars themed), asked the audience if they were here to hate or celebrate, they exuberantly shouted, “celebrate!”
Seriously, why doesn’t every bar in Brooklyn have a resident drag Queen? There are certainly enough of them living here. The only answer that I can come up with is that every bar owner and manager in the borough are well aware that no Queen can MC like the witty, cheeky and downright hysterical Chicken Bitches.
After Chicken Bitches warmed up the crowd, out came the competitors in see-through tuxedo-speedos. Two of them were returning for a second shot at the crown, a Mr. Rip Van Dinkle and The Puzzlemaster. The former won the first pageant, whereas the latter was a close runner-up last year . The other contestants, a well-tatted and rotund Chino Loco, the shy and endearing Gentleman and the Tecate-wielding Cromwell all seemed to have a shot at the title when the show started, but after the introductions and pageant walks, it seemed like the bout could only favor one man: The Puzzlemaster.
From the start he brought a flair and confidence that the other contestants struggled to deliver. He had a handful of jokes (last year he lost only by the “smallest margin”), and went all out during the cocksplash segment, when one lucky young woman was invited onstage to spray the dancing contestants with a squirt gun. I knew better from last year than to get too close to the stage. The Puzzlemaster also killed it with a Shirley Bassey cover renamed, “Golddinger.”
So when the Puzzlemaster was crowned and handed the scepter (a toy light-saber tipped with a plastic dick) along with $500 in cash, few people could be surprised. True, The Gentleman delivered a heartfelt poem that made the ladies in the crowd swoon, Chino Loco presented a hilarious and deeply traumatizing striptease in a Stormtrooper outfit, Rip Van Dinkle dropped a poorly timed but amusing rap, and Cromwell killed it with a Braveheart-level rousing speech about orgies in America, but nobody delivered the sincerity and cocksured-ness of The Puzzlemaster.
Confidence, it seems, is truly the key to winning the hearts of Ameri- er- Brooklyn.
I’m much smaller than the winner! Soft 0cm, hard 2cm!
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