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Everyone is very horny , but also very miserable and horrible at communicating.
Grown men told them, “Me so horny ,” they wrote, long before they even knew what the words meant.
Horny teenagers and restrictions on premarital sex, experts say.
The family fish looked like a horn shark, so they named it Horny .
Nymphs were natural spirits that liked to hang around in the water or woods … and they were super, super horny .
Horny beaks well developed; upper beak moderately arched and deeply indented; lower beak slightly indented.
Horny disc.The general shape of the disc, its irregularity and position, have been already described.
Horny -handed farmers insisted on coming up and shaking his hand, slapping him on the back, inviting him to supper.
Horny beaks of epidermal origin occur casing the jaw-bones in several widely distinct groups of animals.
Horny claws occur on the ends of some or all of the digits in most living reptiles.
amorous adjective loving, affectionate
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1. You pick a treadmill at the gym that overlooks the local college boys' basketball team. Now that you are in your late 20s, they're seem young and fresh and sweaty, and I'll stop now.
2. You almost sniff the back of a guy's neck on the train. The subway is a sardine can crammed with attractive professional Youngs and you inevitably wind up facing the back of a guy who looks hot from the back.
3. You slow down and "cruise" when a guys' cross country team runs past your car. Ideally, "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas would be playing.
4. You are the person who initiates thigh-touching on a date. Ahahaha, you're soooo funny. *grope*
5. You have no qualms making out in the street. THE WERE-GIRL MUST BE SATIATED.
6. When you are taking someone home, it does not even occur to you that your place is too messy for sexytimes. Is there a sex-having space on the floor between the pizza, dirty underwear, and Zebra Cake wrappers? Great.
7. You walk around with condom(s) in your purse. Ya never know! You can just trip and fall onto a penis.
8. Talking to guys in bars suddenly doesn't seem like the worst decision ever. That guy over there in the dress shirt eyeing us creepily looks kinda cute! That guy with the ZZ Top beard looks kinda cute! That tree stump outside looks kinda cute!
9. You're touching everyone a little too much. Morning, Ben! How's doing the expense budget going? Thank god it's Friday, right? Hahaha, please let me lick your neck.
10. You claim you're tired and cancel dinner plans in lieu of "watching a movie" with him. Or yourself. Because "watching a movie" has been code for sex since high school. Some things do not change.
11. You shaved/trimmed/lotioned every inch of yourself this morning because IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. And you spent every moment of the epic two-hour block of beautifying time thinking about how awesome doing it is gonna be.
12. At a bar, you do a tequila shot and tell everyone it makes you "soooo horny" so you have an excuse for your normal non-tequila-induced horniness level. Yes. You.
13. You text back the number that occasionally texts you at 12:30 a.m. being like, "Whats up," which you usually ignore.
14. You start sexting that number without asking who it is. Because it's the Hot Stranger Game. Even though there is the possibility that you will IMMEDIATELY received a shocked response from your mom's friend Donna.
15. You find yourself Google Image-searching hot actors. And making them your screen savers.
16. And you grunt or something when you stumble upon a particularly great picture of one. Or you're like the pervy older lady who goes, "WOOOO!" and pantomimes fanning herself.
17. And having frequent sex dreams. Probably featuring said actors.
18. You immediately scroll down to "Personal Life" on the Wikipedia page of every actor you think is hot to see if he is married.
19. You find yourself Googling "[Actor's name] girlfriend." "joaquin phoenix girlfriend." "jeffrey dean morgan girlfriend" "chris hemsworth girlfriend" "david blaine girlfriend."
20. You take the batteries out of your Swiffer Wet Jet and put them in your vibrator.
21. You feel extra mad when you get a text, and it's from your MOM OR BROTHER. GOD YOU GUYS, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I CARE MORE ABOUT PENETRATION THAN MY LOVED ONES RIGHT NOW?
22. You stare at bulges. It's just really easy sometimes because you are sitting at crotch level and a man is standing.
25. You make eyes at literally every man on public transit even though they are all gross.
26. You do a search for the word "kiss" in the YA novel you're reading on your Kindle.
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March 9th 2015

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After my boyfriend’s grandma passed away, he was even less into sex than usual. Out of sheer desperation, I came up with a new way to initiate sex around then that almost always works. I just start touching myself. As long as I’m in his peripheral vision, he eventually joins the party.
Sex is the main (and only) cause of disagreements in my relationship with my fiancé. I work over 50 hours a week, take anti-depressants and birth control, and I still come home with my loins on fire. I pray every night for a lower libido because I really want things to work out.
I’m incredibly horny and unfortunately for me, I can’t get myself off easily. For a while, I tried compensating for my boyfriend’s lower sex drive with a bunch of dildos and vibrators, but there’s nothing like the real thing. The funny thing is, from my experience at least, reminding a guy that you need their dick is the best way to get them to jump your bones swiftly.
If I find myself fighting with a boyfriend over our mismatched libidos, it’s time to part ways. I’m not interested in dating a guy who can’t keep up with me sexually. Won’t work. Never has.
There’s always a chance I’m going to hear “no,” but I refuse to be passive, or lie. I always make my desire known to my husband and if he’s not up for it, that’s fine. It’s not like he’s rejecting me. He’s rejecting sex. Just like I reject darts, and most bar games.
Instead of asking for sex, I try new things when I sense he’s not feeling all that into it. Once, I dressed up in a maid’s costume and started dusting the house randomly. That worked wonders, but I’m not always so successful.
I’m definitely more sexual than my husband and it bother me sometimes, except that I usually end up getting my way. Whenever I roll over in defeat, something seems to click inside him and he manages to get hard. Either the sight of me sleeping turns him on, or fear of disappointing me gets him going. Whatever the case, I’ll take it!
Usually, I’ll start giving my boyfriend a blowjob even if he seems reluctant to fool around. I’m telling you, there’s nothing more powerful than a woman’s mouth on a man’s cock.
After a ton of discussions that led nowhere, my husband and I finally tried making a sex schedule. It sounds weird (not to mention, totally unsexy) but it works for us because it gives him time to prepare and it gives me something to look forward to. I’ll take guaranteed sex any day, even if it lacks all spontaneity.
I love sex, but there are a lot of times when I’m up for some play and my boyfriend is tired (sometimes because we’ve done it twice already that day). I’m usually more than happy to wait because satisfaction isn’t about having sex as many times as possible—at least, that’s what I tell myself.
It took me a while to get here, emotionally, but you can’t let sexual refusal be a blow to your ego. He isn’t saying that you’re unattractive. He’s just saying, “Not now, thank you.” Which can always be interpreted as: Please come back and try again a few minutes from now.
My boyfriend’s lower libido doesn’t usually cause a problem. When he isn’t in the mood, I just masturbate. Even if he doesn’t get it up, he likes to watch me touch myself—and I like to watch him watch me.
I have to remind myself time and again that it’s not that I’m failing to turn him on, but that he isn’t in the mood to be turned on.
I’ve learned that when I put more effort into getting him in the mood before saying something like, “Let’s have sex, babe,” I’m more likely to get what I want. A sensual massage is a good trick. So is nice lingerie.
I’m probably three times hornier than my husband and it used to cause a lot of tension. But I’ve learned to get over it and appreciate making love with him more and more on the occasions that I get to. Quality over quantity!
I’ve been dating this low libido dude for six months now, and in the beginning I always felt rejected when he turned me down. During some heart-to-heart talks, though, he explained what it’s like not to feel aroused—unfamiliar territory to someone like me, who’s constantly ready. His honesty was heartwarming so I’m sticking around—for now.
I have a supercharged sex drive—I can easily have sex four to five times daily, if not more—so I know it’s unreasonable to expect my significant other to match me in those terms. Luckily, I’ve found someone who’s willing to help me get things going even if he’s not in the mood to participate fully.
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