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French Umbrellas and Lesbian Toilet Juices
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One Saturday evening, it started raining as I began my bar hopping pilgrimage. Feeling gregarious and fearing deflated hair, I jumped under the umbrella of a nearby stranger. With the recent shot of Fireball burning fervently in my throat, I started chatting up said stranger to ease him into this abrupt invasion of his personal space. He stared blankly at me, blinking, and told me he does not speak much English, only French. Perfect! I thought, as I had taken French in high school, and it had been years since I last employed this great talent of mine. I quickly fired off all the French I know at the poor, poor man. This is a very accurate translation of the very one-sided conversation we had under his umbrella:
"Hi! My name is Lucy. What is your name? How are you? Yes. Okay. Sorry. I speak a little French. Yes. I am sorry James Brown died. I like threesomes. I like hats. Sorry. Thank you! Okay! Friendly! Goodbye! Good evening!"
I was in my mid 20s, and I lived right down the street from one of the best lesbian bars in San Diego at the time. My friend called me asking to go out, and I didn't want to. I thought I was way too cool for that shit, but she dragged my ass out anyway. I was so effortlessly cool, I didn't even care about my outfit. My outfit of choice was ratty jeans and a light grey hooded sweatshirt.
When we got to the bar, she started to pump me with a good few beers and shots, and I started dancing. I thought I was the fucking coolest chick to have ever graced this bar, and with some alcohol in my system, I thought every woman in the bar wanted me. I excused myself from the dance floor to wobbily stand in line in the bathroom. The toilet was disgusting, but I expected no less--paper towels and toilet paper all over the floors and in the sink, and the toilet isn't flushed. I did not want to touch a thing. No way.
I unzipped my pants, and just as I hovered over the toilet seat, the tequila kicked in. I fell hard on the floor among the toilet paper, paper towels and as I settled, I felt that cool light grey sweatshirt absorbing unknown liquids from top to bottom. I was soaked in drunk mystery juices. I clawed my way off the ground and pulled my now wet pants up. I tried to extract as much 'toilet juice' by squeezing and wringing my right sleeve, then ran out of the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I grabbed my friend by the arm and screamed in her ear "We have to leave NOW!" I dragged her out of the bar, and halfway down the block I repeatedly fell and got back up again, much to my friend's amusement.
I woke up the next day to find that my friend had the entire wet walk on video.
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A woman took to Twitter to narrate her encounter with a lesbian in a club toilet.
Mokeji said she went to the restroom in a club last night and felt someone touching her waist. She turned to find that it was a woman. She said the woman was making seductive moves and she realized then that she's a member of the LGBTQ community.
However, Mokeji referred to LGBT as LGTV and it is now trending on Twitter after the tweet went viral.
Mokeji wrote: "At the club last night, went to the restroom to clean my makeup then I felt someone touching my back and my waist. I looked back and it was one girl. I was like “you dey okay?”. Weyrey put hand for breast dey wink. I was so disgusted. At least if you wan be LGTV, be fresh nau.
"I first dey wonder say who be this mad man wey God wan punish this night now. I come look back na girl. I was weaaak. The fact that she looked so razz and eljibitiq no fit am burst my head. “What is wrong with you? You dey okay?” Weyrey fe seduce iyalaya e."
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Kept wondering what lgtv was..only saw tweets of ppl selling their shit. Those guys won’t let us read tweet in peace
lmao!!! so if she fine, you for agree ba?
🤣🤣🤣🤣😉🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅.. Lagos State Television.. Nigerians, we play too much.
😂😂😂 This got me literally cracked and of course,she fell in love with you i guess
You probably didn't agree because she was a dirty lesbian.
If she fresh you for gree. Don't come
It takes one to know one. It's not just by touching breast
That's disgusting. I can't imagine it. Tufia
You should have bust her head with a bottle. VERY useless PEOPLE (LGBTQ).
She was only being sarcastic with calling them LGTV.
Most young girls of nowadays are hardcore lesbians! Stay away from them!
You see your life your fellow woman wanted to rape you' you kept quite if is man you will not twitte but call sars, soldiers, sss, dss ncdc nepa even civilian jtf that he raped you rape isn't good but if your fellow woman touches you without your consent report her to the nearest police station na me talkam!
Where you expecting to see a saint in a night club?
GOD HAS BEEN FIGHTING UNSEEN BATTLES FOR YOU SINCE YOU WERE BORN TILL DATE... HAVE YOU GIVEN HIM YOUR TIME ATLEAST? HAVE YOU APPRECIATED HIM...HOW?
JESUS CHRIST LOVES Y'ALL REPENT HE HIS COMING VERY SOON, HALLELUYAH
So you go still do laslas if na fine girl... dee
Just hear yourself... Your story sold you out already that you are a closeted lesbian....Your point was,because she looked Razz and not posh...So,if na person like Nengi ,you for don Gel abi?...Woman,keep shut .

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