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Looking for a Complication: A Lesbian Toaster Oven Romance Kindle Edition
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When Astrid Zhao slams into Kinsey Malone’s life—also known as Kinsey’s hastily opened car door—Kinsey has no idea her life is about to get very complicated. Astrid’s a dapper-dressing med student whose brazen confidence and sense of style awaken Kinsey’s dormant attraction to women. Despite Astrid’s own fascination with the redhead, she shies away from their connection, suspecting Kinsey’s not looking for anything more than an ego-boosting flirtation. But after an impromptu date in Boston’s chic South End, it seems as though the spark between them could turn into something more. They’ll have to decide whether to let fears of rejection and disingenuousness hold sway, or take a chance on each other and an entanglement neither of them were seeking, but might be exactly what they were looking for. **Please note: Looking for a Complication originally appeared in the For the First Time anthology in January 2016. Also, LfaC is a 10k word short story. This ebook also contains a sample chapter of Personal Geography**
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Tamsen Parker has rocked me into her cocoon of good writing, fantastic story, and steamy fun! Astrid and Kinsey are the perfect read for my rainy day evening. I could not get enough of Dapper Astrid and her cool and commanding persona. Her whole attitude slays me. Add in cutie pie Kinsey with her eager to please self. Their smashing start has me eager from the start. Throw in some hilarious commentary from the BFF, Justin, and this story is just my size.
Well, you'd never guess it from the cover, but this is actually a really cute and hot f/f short story. I really like the dapper butch/sexy femme pairing with Astrid and Kinsey. Their chemistry is pretty great, and I'd love to read more about them!
I mostly like this story with Astrid and Kinsey. I like f/f, but this was way shorter than I thought it would be.
I loved this! What a sweet love story. Loved the characters-they felt so real, particularly Astrid. Highly recommend!
Just like everything else Tamsen has written, I loved it!
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Beautiful Romance
Have to say that this story is absolutely perfect and is clear proof in its telling that taking a chance is neither wrong nor a waste of time. Straight, bi, gay we are all made the same with accessible feelings. And I love the toaster reference
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Tamsen Parker is a stay-at-home mom by day, USA Today bestselling author of erotic romance writer by naptime. She lives with her family outside of Boston, where she tweets too much, sleeps too little and is always in the middle of a book. Aside from good food, sweet rieslings and gin cocktails, she has a fondness for monograms and subway maps. She should really start drinking coffee. You can learn more about Tamsen on www.tamsenparker.com, follow her on Twitter at @TamsenParker or Pinterest at TamsenParker, or Like her on Facebook at www.facebook.com/tamsenparker.
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I find it amusing that the “toaster oven” reference is still around after twenty-four years. It was a casual reference in a sitcom called Ellen , for the now very famous Ellen DeGeneres. It is a cultural touchstone and reference in the LGBTQIA+ community. It is good to know exactly what it means when you reference it and most people are unaware it is from the Ellen show.
I knew that Ellen was gay long before she came out. Why? Because of clues in her stand-up including never talking about men or dating, her physical appearance, and she just felt like “family”. The gay community was excited that someone who was gay had a show and never really thought she would come out. At the time Melissa Etheridge had come out three years prior, KD Lang had not acknowledged her sexuality, although I’m not sure if she was ever truly “in”. Rosie O’Donnell was still semi-closeted and did not come out until 2002. I remember vividly her saying “Only me or Michelle Pfeiffer should have complete control over my body” at a pro-choice fundraiser. Is that coming out? I am not really sure. Do straight women even think that Michelle Pfeiffer should have complete control over their body?
There was a lot of press by ABC about the episode that was going to air where Ellen’s character stated she was gay. It was an episode, with Laura Dern, as her love interest that aired April 30, 1997. I remember it so vividly because I was at a watch party (there were many in town) with twenty people who were active in the LGBTQ rights movement in Nashville. At the pivotal coming out moment, Ellen leaned down to the microphone in the episode and said “I’m gay.” We all cheered.
It was a seminal moment and as a person within the LGBTQ community, it is most likely you remember where you were that day. Similarly when the SCOTUS decision was announced in 2015 for the right to marriage for the gay community. Ellen’s coming out granted us visibility. Not civil rights, just visibility, which at the time meant a lot. I asked one of my friends who has been out a long time if she remembered it and she said, “Yes, it is a clear and joyful memory-everyone I knew was excited about it-it was a huge deal.”
Later in the episode, Melissa Etheridge was stamping Ellen’s “lesbian card.” She stated that every time a lesbian gets a perceived “straight” woman to turn into a lesbian she gets a toaster oven. That was the joke – because of the ridiculous idea that lesbians want to turn straight women gay. Like the great sex can’t do that in and of itself. It’s the long time lesbian that gets the toaster oven, not the person who just came out. Laura Dern got the toaster oven. You don’t get the great sex AND the toaster oven.
Later in the year I went to Pensacola Pride, where thousands upon thousands of LGBTQIA+ people go to the beach on Memorial Day weekend in Florida. People were carrying real toaster ovens down the beach. Some gay guys had erected a giant tent and they hung about 20 toaster ovens all around the sides of the tent. It was a whole thing that year………
I am actually still waiting for my toaster oven…it must have gotten lost in the mail.
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Chad : Fuck that toaster!
HK-47 * shoots chad *
Also known as " toasta " or " toastah " it is either the dictionary meaning which is a machine used to toast bread, but most importantly, it's another word for gun
"You know the po-pos wont let me hold them toasters no mo' "
"We come with toastas like we just opened savings and loans"
A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."
(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest ): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster !"
Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"
another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike
"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"
when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat
After sleeping with Jon , Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!
if toast is a penis ...then a toaster is?
" LANISHA "= has the toaster ..."JOSH"=has the toast
n.
A racial slur denoting a Cylon , or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.
"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."
"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch ."
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