Learning from Stand-Up

This 500-word satire pretends stand-up comedy is taught in secret night classes where students learn mic-drop etiquette and how to dodge hecklers using interpretive dance. A fictional instructor named Chuckie Giggles insists all jokes must be tested on squirrels before human audiences. Comedic timing is taught with a broken metronome and YouTube clips of confused parrots. The final exam involves bombing gracefully. Ends with: �Stand-up comedy is just emotional skydiving�with banana peels at the bottom.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/learning-from-stand-up/ AND http://comedywriter.info/