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Laughing Small Penis
Why do women laugh at a small penis
Why is having a small penis considered a joke?
Why do women laugh at a small penis?
This is my opinion. There could be other reasons but these are the best ones I could come up with. Part of the job of a penis is to give pleasure to a woman and assist in the want to procreate. Women know what they can handle and what they can't. Often times bigger or girthy ones give more pleasure to a woman. If it doesn't meet that standard then they would probably see it as cute. When compared to average or bigger ones it is laughable how they can be so different. Some will say that we think of babies when we see things that are smaller than they normally are. And a baby is cute and harmless. https://newatlas.com/the-science-of-cute/23707/ This is my best guess. Anyone with a different view please feel free to inform!
Just immature and not able to empathize I guess? Maybe boys laughed at her for being flat chested one time so she takes her revenge on guys now? Or maybe she just wants big dicks and sees small ones as a joke and doesn't care if she hurts anyone.
Women find everything tiny is cute exept dicks lmao. But fr, Not all women find small dicks funny. But then again what is considered small?
Non shallow non childish and not stuck up women don't.
Why do women lie so much about penis size?
I have always wondered why women laugh at small penises?
In which WAY is penis size actually attractive?
Because it caint satisfy us so we laugh at small dicks. They are helpless
because that's really funny, I cannot avoid laughing
I don't know why I'd be laughing at a penis in the first place
yet men appreciate small boobs girls are like kids in high school... lol for the most part
Because they're tragically funny. If it's under 9" you might aswell just die.
It's a lack of character. They are basically worthless hunks of shit.
I think that’s mostly in movies, etc.
women always laugh at my small penis
For the same reason men laugh at flat women.
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What I want to know is why they find it funny most people don't find women's sizes funny. I Just want a clear cut answer on what to say to people who are affected by it be it condolences or abstinence.
You shouldn't apologize to someone because they dick is small. Like I get its important to men but its like apologizing to someone for being ugly just let them be if u make comments on something they are insecure about it only. makes things worse.
Just be like, fuck you gonna do? Somebody has to have a 3" dick, somebody has to have a 11" dick. just like Somebody has to be fat somebody has to be skinny.
Can you give me some insight into why women find it funny?
I personally dont find it funny. But i can brainstorm with you if youd like? Could be a proportions thing, you know like seeing a little dick next to or in a big ass hand... Maybe the dick is hard to find if the guys bush is unkempt. ?
@asker thank you for mho. Glad i could help
For the men that thumb down sorry to offend to the women that thumb down I'm sorry u have to defend small dicks.
So should we tell them to not get into relationships? it's a better solution.
because of a small dick? No if you care about some one then fyck it be with them.
Wouldn't that just put them through unnecessary pain and humiliation? you know it can't satisfy you then he is just being abused in the name of a relationship. I don't really like the message that young boys get from this. I saw a mother laugh at her son's micropenis and it already made me question what I've been taught as a man about life. I am really passionate about caring for men in general even though they are a tough crowd.
I mean getting turned away for a small dick is worse. Then a women pretending to be satisfied but there's a lot of toys and things a man can use on her like am extender to still please her and feel like man. Society already has ot instilled that men should have big dicls AMD women need to be skinny AMD beautiful it it's what its. We all know. ot sucks but it dosnt look like it's Gunna change sometime soon because our standards conform to what society has taught us already amd it gets passed down.
Why would you laugh if it couldn't satisfy you? Why is it funny to destroy the man's self esteem?
It's not funny to destroy a mans self esteem. But a lot of women dont understand how important dick size is to you men. Someone brought up its the same as men laughing at fat. people. it's TRUE
And laughing at a fat person let alone a fat. women tears her apart also
What do you mean women don't understand? It's an attack on a man's virility and masculinity it's obvious. what goes through a woman's head when they laugh except maybe the desire to denigrate and degrade. I don't get what you meant by women don't understand, explain it a little better from your perspective will you.
Well I grew up with brothers so I do understand it's the one thing u dont say but women who grew up without fathers or brothers dont understand. Is what I'm saying , actually a lot of women find out later in life how fragile a mans ego is.
Why is deriding a man's masculinity funny?
Is laughing at your vagina funny to you?
No one laughs at me because there's not an abnormality in my vagina but a guy with small penis is generally considered abnormal or funny.
Not really I just saw one mother laugh at her own sons micropenis, prompted me to ask the question.
Yeah that doesn't really happen anywhere.
Then what do we say to these guys Is a man just a measure of his strength?
I guess women just fine small penises funny
hi why do girls think small penises are funny ? . a few weeks ago my girlfriend pulled my bathing suit down on a crowded beach. all her friends and a lot of girls sitting near by went hysterical . a lot of them then made that small penis gesture with their fingers , you know two fingers like half an inch apart . some held out their pinkies. I was humiliated. mine is only about 1 1/2 inches when soft but hard its about 6 inches but of course at the time is was soft. . girls with small breasts wouldn't like it if guys laughed at them . guys with small ones can't help it . we. have no choice and there's nothing we can do about it
Why do girls laugh at small penises?
Tell them you're a grower, not a shower. Some people are insensitive and aren't aware of the effect of their actions. Have they not seen a penis before? lol. Most penises look small while not hard. Have you asked your girlfriend why she'd do such a thing? Seems disrespectful. Girls frequently get teased by the size of their boobs, or their asses. People can be asses. Don't let it bother you.
No offense, but the people who were lafing are jerks. I don't know if I'm the only girl, but I love small penis'.
I would hope that you don't even have a penis since you have a female account.
You're not that small, you just run with *ssholes. Change friends.
I have always wondered why women laugh at small penises?
Why do people assume you have a small penis if you have a small flaccid penis size?
If a girl makes fun of a guys small penis every laughs at?
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@jschlik496 My willy is small when soft but i love it when girls see it as they dont really know that its huge when hard !
Kinda curious as to what you love about them?
@jschlik496 Your the bollox babe ! i love the look on girls faces when they see my little soft dick then the reaction when they see how big it gets lol
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“I make fun of them. Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
“I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”
“Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!”
“I guess I don’t really care. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. You can prove someone has a small dick.”
“I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. Small weenies—ew!”
“What’s that saying about tits—‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?”
“I feel like throwing up, that’s how I feel. I don’t care—it’s their turn for body shaming! I guess it’s mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because it’s so tiny, but hit him there anyway…lol!”
“A long time ago I was with a man and let’s just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn—not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasn’t he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. I’m sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up just kissing. I mean, I can’t imagine being with a man if he has a child-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on him.”
“I absolutely mock the living fuck out of guys with small dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will always be funny.”
“I fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some way or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Internet until he moves to a new country under a new identity.”
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