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DEAR DEIDRE: I AM 25 and embarrassed by my small penis. Even a nurse laughed at it recently.
It has always been small. As a teenager, my parents convinced me I was just a late bloomer.
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But it still only measures two inches.
Luckily it is almost seven inches when I’m aroused. However, I rarely get hard.
Last month during a full health check for work I took off my boxer shorts and am sure I heard the nurse snigger.
I have seen the disappointment in my ex-girlfriends’ faces when they realise that’s all I have.
DEIDRE SAYS: Your nurse was probably laughing at something unconnected, but not explaining herself was unprofessional and bound to make you anxious.
Remember that when you’re nervous or cold, your penis shrinks upwards and presses itself close against the body.
And the norm is actually two inches, and just over five when erect.
If you are struggling to get an erection, speak to your doctor. They will be able to check there is no underlying reason.
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hi why do girls think small penises are funny ? . a few weeks ago my girlfriend pulled my bathing suit down on a crowded beach. all her friends and a lot of girls sitting near by went hysterical . a lot of them then made that small penis gesture with their fingers , you know two fingers like half an inch apart . some held out their pinkies. I was humiliated. mine is only about 1 1/2 inches when soft but hard its about 6 inches but of course at the time is was soft. . girls with small breasts wouldn't like it if guys laughed at them . guys with small ones can't help it . we. have no choice and there's nothing we can do about it
Why do girls laugh at small penises?
Tell them you're a grower, not a shower. Some people are insensitive and aren't aware of the effect of their actions. Have they not seen a penis before? lol. Most penises look small while not hard. Have you asked your girlfriend why she'd do such a thing? Seems disrespectful. Girls frequently get teased by the size of their boobs, or their asses. People can be asses. Don't let it bother you.
No offense, but the people who were lafing are jerks. I don't know if I'm the only girl, but I love small penis'.
I would hope that you don't even have a penis since you have a female account.
You're not that small, you just run with *ssholes. Change friends.
I have always wondered why women laugh at small penises?
Why do people assume you have a small penis if you have a small flaccid penis size?
If a girl makes fun of a guys small penis every laughs at?
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@jschlik496 My willy is small when soft but i love it when girls see it as they dont really know that its huge when hard !
Kinda curious as to what you love about them?
@jschlik496 Your the bollox babe ! i love the look on girls faces when they see my little soft dick then the reaction when they see how big it gets lol
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I am a guy. I was in the Navy way back during Vietnam and working on board a spy ship. One day I was using the head and taking a leak. The urinals were just ceramic with metal dividers between the urinals. This guy was peeing next to the stall I chose and he was just finishing taking a leak when I stepped up. His nick name was long Dick. I never thought about the nickname or why he had it. Then he shook his dick and it flopped up over the metal divider between the urinals and hung there.
I laughed out loud because I suddenly realized why he had this nickname. He must have had an easy 11″ of pen
I am a guy. I was in the Navy way back during Vietnam and working on board a spy ship. One day I was using the head and taking a leak. The urinals were just ceramic with metal dividers between the urinals. This guy was peeing next to the stall I chose and he was just finishing taking a leak when I stepped up. His nick name was long Dick. I never thought about the nickname or why he had it. Then he shook his dick and it flopped up over the metal divider between the urinals and hung there.
I laughed out loud because I suddenly realized why he had this nickname. He must have had an easy 11″ of penis. It astounded me and I never even saw the whole thing. Navy heads are strange places so I did not want to get caught staring even in disbelief, but he did hear my laugh.
I am a guy. I was in the Navy way back during Vietnam and working on board a spy ship. One day I was using the head and taking a leak. The urinals were just ceramic with metal dividers between the urinals. This guy was peeing next to the stall I chose and he was just finishing taking a leak when I stepped up. His nick name was long Dick. I never thought about the nickname or why he had it. Then he shook his dick and it flopped up over the metal divider between the urinals and hung there.
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I am a guy. I was in the Navy way back during Vietnam and working on board a spy ship. One day I was using the head and taking a leak. The urinals were just ceramic with metal dividers between the urinals. This guy was peeing next to the stall I chose and he was just finishing taking a leak when I stepped up. His nick name was long Dick. I never thought about the nickname or why he had it. Then he shook his dick and it flopped up over the metal divider between the urinals and hung there.
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I laughed out loud because I suddenly realized why he had this nickname. He must have had an easy 11″ of penis. It astounded me and I never even saw the whole thing. Navy heads are strange places so I did not want to get caught staring even in disbelief, but he did hear my laugh.
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( Source ) The jury in the trial of Max Clifford had to be sent out for laughing this afternoon as an alleged victim gave graphic evidence in relation to the man’s penis size.The court heard how the woman, one of seven alleged victims of sexual assaults by the publicist, was advised to go and see him in 1983, when she was about 17. Then an aspiring fashion model, she described how Mr Clifford allegedly locked the door, groped her and tried to make her perform oral sex on him.
The court has previously heard claims that his penis is “tiny” and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect. The woman, who is now 48, said in her evidence today that she thought Mr Clifford was well-endowed and his penis was very large. “I had only seen one before, I had never seen one in that proximity and that situation,” she said. When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her about the issue, the woman remarked: “I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said…” This prompted laughter from the jury, which was sent out for a few minutes. Jurors returned to be told by judge Anthony Leonard QC: “It is inevitable in a case dealing with this sort of graphic detail that members of the jury want to burst out laughing.
“I can remember a very boring court case and we – I wasn’t a judge then – became helpless with laughter and the judge had tears in his eyes and it took over 25 minutes to recover. “But we have got to remember that this is a court of law and we are dealing with serious allegations, and, in fairness to the witness, and the rest of the court, you have got to learn not to react to what’s happening. Can I ask you to settle down and remember where you are?” Southwark Crown Court heard how Mr Clifford locked the door when the woman went into his office to see him. He allegedly told her that he wanted to see her figure and told her to take her dress off, which she did reluctantly, partly because she was wearing a thermal vest and holey tights, as she was “poverty stricken” and had only one pair. “I hadn’t gone there thinking ‘I’m going to see a photographer’, I thought I was going to get career advice,” she said.
Sexually assaulting your employees? Big time no-no Max. Sexually assaulting your employees with a 2 and a half inch fully erect penis? Well then you’re just playing with fire. What the fuck were you thinking dude? Get a hooker or something, someone who won’t say how small your dick is out loud after you run your own mini casting couch at your office. Or just don’t sexually assault people in general, that’s a rule I’ve followed in life and not only has it kept me out of jail but it’s also kept my own own small penis from ever being talked about on record. Day 1 stuff Max, day 1.
I can’t imagine the roller coaster of emotions when the chick said she thought Max was well endowed but then followed it up on how small her mouth is.
Hey Max, your dick is huge dude….NOT!
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