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Magdalene Taylor
October 31, 2021

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Simple dick pics sans everyday items are always better, but if you absolutely must use one to show off, these would work fine
As a general rule, I prefer that dick pics be kept simple. Good lighting, cleanliness and a clutter-free background are really all you need . For some reason, though, some guys love to hold their dick up to other objects to compare the size — any kind of remote control, cans, bottles, what have you . I’ve never understood the appeal — it’s not like I’ve ever seen a dick in person and thought to myself, “This is exactly like my shampoo bottle at home!” It just seems irrelevant. Unless you’ve got a dick the width of a Coke can, I honestly don’t care. Women want nut videos , anyway!
But if you absolutely must use something around your house to show how you size up, what’s the most appropriate fit?
Last week, I explored the variety of items that are almost equal in length to the average penis . As most dick-interested people will tell you, though, girth is probably more important than length. Studies on average girth vary, but most cite an average circumference of four and a half to five inches. Which is pretty much exactly the same as…
This one came out to around four and a half inches around. Still, it’s probably not the best thing to hold up next to your dick for comparison. Most dicks are way bigger than a one-ounce shot glass, so showing yours off this way isn’t exactly impressive. Just lie and say it’s a full-size cup!
Like the shot glass, the neck of this was around four and a half inches. The problem, of course, is that the body of the bottle is far wider, and the whole thing is around eight inches in length. So, you’d have to have some pretty unique dimensions going on for it to be a good choice for a show-off item. Otherwise, meh.
This pill bottle was just under five inches in width. I think that sounds like a hot way to take a dick picture , posing it next to your SSRIs or whatever other fun medications you’re on.
Most remote controls aren’t quite as round as the average dick, but they’re technically around the same girth, at approximately 4.7 inches. Like the Kikkoman bottle, the downside is that it’s about six and a half inches long, or a bit over an inch bigger than the average dick. So, depending on what you’re working with, it might not do you any favors.
A 12-ounce can is exactly the same height as the average penis, making it seem like a perfect choice for dick pics. The thing is, cans are way wider than the average dick in girth. Seems like a fine way to trick someone into thinking you’ve got a thicc dick, but you can’t fool me! Even if you’ve got a thicc dicc, I’m willing to bet it’s nowhere near as plump as a can, so simply showing me a Coke can in a photo won’t impress me much either. If anything, it’ll just make me thirsty.
I have no idea how big your forearm is, yet so many of you love to hold your dick up to your forearm or wrist to show it off. Why would I care how your dick compares to your forearm? Maybe you’ve got small arms! I certainly do.
The truth is that you could probably take a reasonable-enough seeming dick picture with any of these objects, even if they aren’t quite a match in size. After all, you’re really just creating an optical illusion — I’m sure if you posed just right, buried the remote into your skin a bit and had the camera angle perfect, you could make a five-and-a-half-inch dick look the same size. But again, there’s really no need. If you’re super desperate to show off the specifics or your partner asks for the details, just bust out the measuring tape for yourself.
Good luck actually holding the tape and getting the photo, though.
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.

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Whether you've seen two penises in your life or 50, it's probably become apparent that they come in all kinds of shapes and sizes—in both length and girth.
And while you know that size doesn't really matter, you can't help but wonder: What size is, well, average?
Turns out there may be an answer to your curiosities, as some researchers have taken the time to explore the length and girth (a.k.a the circumference, or entire length around) of the average male penis, because, why not?
One of the latest large-scale studies took place in 2013, when Debby Hebernick, Ph.D., a sex researcher and educator at Indiana University authored Erect Penile Length and Circumference Dimensions of 1,661 Sexually Active Men in the United States .
As the name suggests, she gathered self-reported data from 1,661 men (and incentivized them to do so accurately by offering to match them with a better-fitting condom). From her research, Hebernick found that the average penis length was 5.7 inches, and the average girth was 4.81 inches when erect.
She also found that the means by which a man gets erect may influence his size. Specifically, she discovered that men who were aroused via oral seemed to get bigger than with manual stimulation. (Good to know?)
Another paper published in BJU International compiled research from 17 studies that measured the penises of a combined 15,521 men. The men were all measured by health professionals using the same standard procedure to ensure the numbers were as accurate as possible. And they looked at both erect and flacid penises.
From their findings, the average flaccid girth, was 3.67 inches. Erect penises averaged 4.59 inches around. For some size reference, that's about the width of a tube of toothpaste.
There are some caveats, though. Mainly, these studies didn’t control for things like temperature, level of arousal, and previous ejaculation.
Still, whether a penis is the size of a tube of toothpaste or not, it should have no bearing on how well it performs between the sheets.

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To measure the length of the penis, you will need a wooden or plastic ruler. You will need a full hard erection.
Press the ruler into the pubic bone at the top and base of the penis next to the body. The actual length is from the base to the tip of the penis.
To measure girth, you will measure either thickness, which is also width, or the distance around which is the circumference.
To measure width, place a ruler across the widest part of the penis and measure from one side to the other.
To measure the circumference, use a cloth tape measure or a string. These cannot stretch as it would give a false reading. So, no yarn. For string, wrap around the thickest part of the shaft and make a line on both ends of the string where it overlaps. Then measure on a ruler from line to line. Using a cloth tape measure, you will wrap it around the thickest part and line up the zero line to where it overlaps and that is the circumference.
Or use your width measurement and divide it by 3.14 to get the circumference.

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