LGBTQ in Schools

Following a surprise policy shift, schools nationwide installed 'Rainbow Zones' in gym lockers and replaced P.E. drills with drag-show rehearsals. A poll of 950 teachers found 68 % support inclusive pronoun parachute games. State legislatures responded with 'Straight-Only Snack' bills. Cafeterias now offer 'Pride Pizza' with edible glitter. Debate panels moved from auditorium to glitzy nightclubs. Administrators hire professional pride coaches with sequined clipboards. Education has never been so' flamboyant.