L Just Had Sex

L Just Had Sex
[Bridge: Akon] So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them (Yeah) Whether you're near or far, whether short or tall (Yeah) We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you [Interlude: Andy , Jorma, & Akon ] She kept looking at her watch Doesn't matter, had sex But I cried the whole time Doesn't matter, had sex I think she might've been a racist Doesn't matter, had sex She put a bag on my head Still counts! [Bridge: Akon] I just had sex (Sex), and my dreams came true (Dreams came true) So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you qualified to sing with me [Chorus: Akon, Andy & Jorma ] I just had sex (Everybody sing) , and it felt so good (We all had sex) (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world) I just had sex (I just had sex), and I'll never go back (I just had sex) (Never go back) (No no no) To the not-having-sex ways of the past (Sex has gotta be so great)
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“I Just Had Sex” is an ironic take on when a virgin has sex for the first time and brags about it.
Andy sings from the point of view of an oblivious, uninformed, and awkward ex-virgin who just had sex moments before he recorded the song. He hyperbolizes how much and enthusiastically the ex-virgin would brag and talk about it.
The fact that Akon, a highly regarded and serious artist, is featured in this goofy song also adds to the irony.
We’re not big weed guys, but we constantly would do interviews around our albums and people would be like, “what were you guys smoking when you came up with this idea?” And this one is funny because we actually were smoking when we came up with this idea. Me and Jorma got stony one night and came up with 12 ideas, three of which we actually ended up making. “I Just Had Sex” was one of them. […] We were very into, at that time, very blunt anthem statement songs. It was just me and Jorma laughing about how, especially when you’re young, you can’t believe you get to have sex. It feels so good, that it shouldn’t actually be real and exist. And what a wonderful gift it is anytime it is able to occur, of course, in a loving way. It’s clearly from the perspective that the narrators are stunted, and we were giggling about that POV and applying something that basic and immature to a beat that sounded so big and radio-friendly.
Yes, “I Just Had Sex” was certified platinum by the RIAA on February 22nd, 2012.

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" I Just Had Sex " is a song by American comedy hip hop group The Lonely Island featuring American singer Akon and producer DJ Frank E . It was released as the first single from The Lonely Island's second album, Turtleneck & Chain , released in May 2011. The video, featured as a Saturday Night Live digital short , [1] [2] stars Akon and The Lonely Island members Andy Samberg , Jorma Taccone and briefly, Akiva Schaffer , with guest appearances by Jessica Alba , Blake Lively and John McEnroe . [1] [3]

The Lonely Island, in the same fashion as the recording process for their debut, Incredibad , rented a house in Los Angeles and created a makeshift studio where they would record songs from that album. [4]

The music video for "I Just Had Sex" features Akon, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone singing about how they just had sex with their unsatisfied girlfriends played by Blake Lively and Jessica Alba . The music video takes place in New York City atop the MetLife Building with the backdrops of the Empire State Building , Chrysler Building and the cityscape. Various other locations such as Central Park , a household, a bakery, a bathroom, a museum, a pub, and a girls' changing room are shown. The song features John McEnroe , first appearing at the line "Having sex can make a nice man of the meanest." The Lonely Island member Akiva Schaffer , who directed the video, also makes several appearances. The album's title is referenced when Jorma sings "she let me wear my chain and turtleneck sweater" while showing him wearing the same outfit that appears on the album cover. The music video ends with the trio launching fireworks from their crotches, parodying Katy Perry 's " Firework " music video.

^ Shipments figures based on certification alone. Sales+streaming figures based on certification alone. Streaming-only figures based on certification alone.

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Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Thanks to Stu for adding these lyrics.
Thanks to Stephanie for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): Jorma Taccone, Jerrod Bettis, Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Justin Scott Franks

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