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Kristen Archives 22
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Personally, I always thought that reading erotic stories, instead of watching actual porn, is for pansies and women who do not have a real dick in their life. In the past, if you were to tell me that my opinion on this topic would ever change, I’d probably smack you right there. But oh well, guess I was wrong, because there is one site that managed to get me slightly interested, and it is called The Kristen Archives (Kristen ASSTR).
First of all, I only value the HQ porn production, and that also includes the high-quality erotic stories, which is why if this site managed to get me interested, then it will get you interested as well. Upon opening the website for the first time, you might get a bit confused; it’s not the 90s anymore and the site’s design is not helping this case.
I mean, yeah sure, it is easy on the eyes with the black background and all, but seriously, if the designers of The Kristen Archives are reading this, fellas what were you thinking? In terms of functionality, it is not a bad website overall, but as I said, I prefer my pornos, as well as the websites, to be top-notch quality. I guess you could overlook the fact that the site’s design is a bit crappy since it does have a lot of high-quality material for you to enjoy.
All you need to do to see everything that this site has to offer is to simply scroll down and up… I guess creating the basic menu buttons was 'too cool' for them. Anyways, the site does introduce itself at the top, where you will get to learn more about how it all started. Though, I must add that they could have done better with the introduction of their site, since reading it does not really make me want to read any of the stories.
But, you do not have to worry about that; the creators of the site are not the writes of the stories. The reason this site is called ‘The Kristen Archives’ aka "Kristen stories" is basically because of this one chick who was apparently a bit too lonely (if you ask me), as she had the time to collect all of these erotic stories, presumably in 1997 (or so they say). I mean, you have over 15k stories + illustrated archives to go through, and the reason I say that she had a bit too much time on her hands, is simply because the majority of the stories here are actually high-quality fap material.
Once you learn that this is a chick’s archive-based website, the design actually makes a lot more sense, since there is a higher chance that a woman is actually behind this website, too. I mean, she probably wanted to be all “original” and shit, so she did the design herself… it’s obvious that it was a one-person job. Now, let’s all honor this wench’s aka Kristen's collection, forget about everything else and just focus on what the site has to offer.
Honestly, I would not be surprised if I lost half of the audience by now, (even less surprised if they were all “offended” women), since here you do have to use your “imagination”, which is not something a lot of people have anymore. The first thing that you will be offered is the fuckload of stories, that are all sorted in directories, which makes it a bit easier to browse.
If you are, in fact, a pansy or a chick, then you should check out ‘Kristen’s Board’ where the site's community gets to talk about their “feelings”. Honestly, who does that any more? Other than using that forum page for site issues and similar shit, talking about what you just read is quite retarded, in my opinion.
As you scroll further down (since that is all you can do here), you will get to see other features that The Kristen Archives has to offer. For example, you get a special section for the resident authors, site features, their favorite sex sites, and so on. I would recommend you check out the sites they listed as their “favorites”, as I did open a couple of them (not all, of course, nobody got time for that shit), and the ones I did open were surprisingly not half-bad.
My personal favorite suggestion was a site filled with only fan fiction stories. I mean, that site had a little bit of everything; from the fucking sparkling vampire-wannabes to the Bible characters fucking. I mean, what more could a person ask for than a good story with your favorite Christian characters, right? Kidding of course… and if you are not a Bible-thumping idiot, then I suggest you check it out.
Now, it is quite natural for everyone to have their own personal taste when it comes to the content that makes their flaccid wiener raise up, or their scrounged cunt soaking wet (seriously ladies, nobody likes a full bush, shave it off, get a haircut). Well, lucky for all of you thirsty bitches, The Kristen Archives (often misspelled as "Kristens archives" and "Kristin archives") does offer a category section, which one would expect to find somewhere on the side, right? Well, you will have to scroll… and scroll again, to get to the category archives, because apparently, making a side button or just simply placing it on the side of the site is too fucking hard.
The categories cover all kinds of shit; the celebrity sluts, kinky Asian fantasies, pregnant bitches who love to fuck, or even swinger stories. You could say that they pretty much covered the basics of what you could expect to read in an erotic story, but if you are one of those “special” cunts who are not satisfied with basic shit, just use the fucking search box, instead. Even though in the beginning I said that this site is not half-bad for a story-based erotic shit, nobody can live on this. Personally, I like my porno like I love my women...cheap, easily silenced and replaceable; but to each their own, I guess.
Porn Dude reviews the best porn sites of 2022. Find safe free porn sites & premium porn websites all sorted by quality!
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Plenty erotic stories for free Other great website suggestions Basic categories make the search easier The search box is made for picky pricks, enjoy No ads or pop-ups The design is basically from the 90s Scrolling, scrolling and some more scrolling Some stories are not edited
Find a better FREE sex stories site than THEKRISTENARCHIVES on ThePornDude !
Support PornDude and get t-shirts & other cool merch at PornDudeShop ! - now shipping worldwide
Personally, I always thought that reading erotic stories, instead of watching actual porn, is for pansies and women who do not have a real dick in their life. In the past, if you were to tell me that my opinion on this topic would ever change, I’d probably smack you right there. But oh well, guess I was wrong, because there is one site that managed to get me slightly interested, and it is called The Kristen Archives (Kristen ASSTR).
First of all, I only value the HQ porn production, and that also includes the high-quality erotic stories, which is why if this site managed to get me interested, then it will get you interested as well. Upon opening the website for the first time, you might get a bit confused; it’s not the 90s anymore and the site’s design is not helping this case.
I mean, yeah sure, it is easy on the eyes with the black background and all, but seriously, if the designers of The Kristen Archives are reading this, fellas what were you thinking? In terms of functionality, it is not a bad website overall, but as I said, I prefer my pornos, as well as the websites, to be top-notch quality. I guess you could overlook the fact that the site’s design is a bit crappy since it does have a lot of high-quality material for you to enjoy.
All you need to do to see everything that this site has to offer is to simply scroll down and up… I guess creating the basic menu buttons was 'too cool' for them. Anyways, the site does introduce itself at the top, where you will get to learn more about how it all started. Though, I must add that they could have done better with the introduction of their site, since reading it does not really make me want to read any of the stories.
But, you do not have to worry about that; the creators of the site are not the writes of the stories. The reason this site is called ‘The Kristen Archives’ aka "Kristen stories" is basically because of this one chick who was apparently a bit too lonely (if you ask me), as she had the time to collect all of these erotic stories, presumably in 1997 (or so they say). I mean, you have over 15k stories + illustrated archives to go through, and the reason I say that she had a bit too much time on her hands, is simply because the majority of the stories here are actually high-quality fap material.
Once you learn that this is a chick’s archive-based website, the design actually makes a lot more sense, since there is a higher chance that a woman is actually behind this website, too. I mean, she probably wanted to be all “original” and shit, so she did the design herself… it’s obvious that it was a one-person job. Now, let’s all honor this wench’s aka Kristen's collection, forget about everything else and just focus on what the site has to offer.
Honestly, I would not be surprised if I lost half of the audience by now, (even less surprised if they were all “offended” women), since here you do have to use your “imagination”, which is not something a lot of people have anymore. The first thing that you will be offered is the fuckload of stories, that are all sorted in directories, which makes it a bit easier to browse.
If you are, in fact, a pansy or a chick, then you should check out ‘Kristen’s Board’ where the site's community gets to talk about their “feelings”. Honestly, who does that any more? Other than using that forum page for site issues and similar shit, talking about what you just read is quite retarded, in my opinion.
As you scroll further down (since that is all you can do here), you will get to see other features that The Kristen Archives has to offer. For example, you get a special section for the resident authors, site features, their favorite sex sites, and so on. I would recommend you check out the sites they listed as their “favorites”, as I did open a couple of them (not all, of course, nobody got time for that shit), and the ones I did open were surprisingly not half-bad.
My personal favorite suggestion was a site filled with only fan fiction stories. I mean, that site had a little bit of everything; from the fucking sparkling vampire-wannabes to the Bible characters fucking. I mean, what more could a person ask for than a good story with your favorite Christian characters, right? Kidding of course… and if you are not a Bible-thumping idiot, then I suggest you check it out.
Now, it is quite natural for everyone to have their own personal taste when it comes to the content that makes their flaccid wiener raise up, or their scrounged cunt soaking wet (seriously ladies, nobody likes a full bush, shave it off, get a haircut). Well, lucky for all of you thirsty bitches, The Kristen Archives (often misspelled as "Kristens archives" and "Kristin archives") does offer a category section, which one would expect to find somewhere on the side, right? Well, you will have to scroll… and scroll again, to get to the category archives, because apparently, making a side button or just simply placing it on the side of the site is too fucking hard.
The categories cover all kinds of shit; the celebrity sluts, kinky Asian fantasies, pregnant bitches who love to fuck, or even swinger stories. You could say that they pretty much covered the basics of what you could expect to read in an erotic story, but if you are one of those “special” cunts who are not satisfied with basic shit, just use the fucking search box, instead. Even though in the beginning I said that this site is not half-bad for a story-based erotic shit, nobody can live on this. Personally, I like my porno like I love my women...cheap, easily silenced and replaceable; but to each their own, I guess.
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A 7th Heaven Love Story, Sort Of - by Chin-Hsien Mark Lin - A revised episode of the late 1990's sitcom, where brother and sister discover a special love for each other. Love in the 'biblical' sense. (mf-teens, inc, 1st, tv-parody)
ABBA: Tender Visit - by Raindancer - It's a sweet, erotic encounter between Agnetha and Frida, the former ABBA-Singers. (FF, rom, celebs)
A Bodyguard's Dream Cum True - by Anonymous Author - The year was 1988. After retiring from the U.S. Navy Seals, I received the job opportunity of a lifetime. Being a driver/bodyguard for the then Princess of Wales, Diana herself. This was during the time of her affair with James Hewitt. (MF, affair, celeb)
Alexis Bledel: Celebrity Call Girl - by Jeff Walters - The studio saved lots of money when hiring new male talent by using a contractual agreement where-in one of their star talents would give them a blowjob as part of their "fringe" benefits if they signed on. (MF, oral, anal, prost, celeb-parody)
Alexis Bledel: First Time - by Jeff Walters - Alexis Bledel was excited as she entered the cab, she was going to be broken in by a guy who had a really big cock and she would be able to join the celebrity call girl club that she had heard great stories about. She sat back in the cab and watched as Jeff put his hand on her thigh. She liked that boys had done this too her before she had become a celebrity but since then all the guys had got scared of her. (MF, rom, celeb)
Ally McSqueal - by Life Wrecker - A humorous parody of the FOX network TV show. In this version Calista Flockhart's world tilts slightly as her friends and coworkers begin to act strange all around her. (MFF/F, reluc, exh, celeb, parody)
A Night With Britney Spears - by Le Gyu - I stood silently next to the limousine and waited nervously for her to appear. She had just finished one of her concerts and was getting changed in her dressing room. My cock was already hardening thinking of her tight little body, her firm breasts, her lovely face and her luscious, red pouty lips. I have dreamed of her sexy body ever since I saw her on the children's show singing and showing off her 'ass'-et. Ever since then, I knew I was destined to ram my thick tool into her tight little cunt... (M/f-teen, nc, v, celeb)
Alicia Silverstone: Gangrape - by CrushAJ - Alicia Silverstone is drugged and spirited away from a boring party, only to be subjected to a gangrape. (Mm+/F, nc, rp, beast, oral, anal, intr, celeb-parody)
Alicia Silverstone: Just Like Hollywood - by YourGhost - Alicia Silverstone is abducted and brutalized. (MF, nc, rp, v, bd, inc, oral, anal, ws, celeb-parody)
Alyssa Milano: Basic Obsession - by Gopher King - Alyssa Milano is cast in the sequel to basic instinct, in the Sharon Stone part. (MF, exh, oral, celeb-parody)
Alyssa Milano: Alyssa's Ordeal - by Anon - Alyssa Milano finds the biggest role of her life when she is abducted by aliens. (F/aliens, nc, mc, bd, sci-fi, celeb-parody)
An Evening Of Desire - by Zachary Langston - A 1950s Hollywood lighting tech gets more out of a party than he expected... from Marlon Brando. (MM, oral, anal, celeb-parody)
Angelina Jolie: Away For The Weekend - by Mark Oxford - Angelina needed to get away from it all so she called her fellow actor buddy Jennifer Connelly to see if she would go with her. (FF, bi, celeb-parody)
A Night With Courtney Cox - by Anonymous Author - A nineteen-year-old waiter gets to wait on the TV personality. He gives good service. (MF, celeb)
Anna And The Aussie - by Rinky Dink - A story featuring Anna Kournikova and Jennifer Capriati. (FF, mc, celebs)
Anna K. & Jennifer Capriati - by jackjohn - The girls get together to compare notes. (FF, rom, celeb)
Part 2
Anna Kournikova - by HSWriter - I've always had a big dick, I mean really big. Ten inches can be embarrassing when it gets hard in public. But the day I met Anna, my big dick was no longer an embarrassment to me. (MF, affair, celeb)
Anna Kournikova: Ball-Boy - by TMFU - Josh Jenkins is a pretty normal teenager with ONE big obsession: every minute that his brain isn't doing something else, it is dominated by thoughts of tennis star Anna Kournikova. His birthday present, tickets for a US-Open Anna match, is the beginning of an adventure that surpasses his wildest wet dreams, as a simple but overambitious quest for a signature gets totally out of control... (F/m-teen, voy, 1st, celeb)
Anna Kournikova/Capriati: Massage - by jackjohn - Anna cares for Jennifer in her time of need. A Kournikova, Capriati romantic lesbian relationship. (FF, rom, celeb)
Anna Kournikova At Marineland - by David Oberman - Besides being a world-class tennis player, nineteen-year-old, Russian born, Anna Kournikova was also in great demand by the sportswear companies. This time it was a swimsuit company that had hired her good looks to promote their new line of swimwear. The advertising agency decided to do the shoot in Marineland. Anna would pose in front of different sea animals for added visual effect. (MMF, F/zoo, nc, celeb)
Anna Kournikova: Serving for Love - by Hellyeah4wood -The euphoria of the win was still hovering over Anna Kournikova as she had advanced to a pro tennis tournament final, her opponent would be tough Lindsay Davenport, but with this feeling of victory, Anna thought she could in the match easily. "Good job," came a voice from inside the private tennis player's cove/locker room. (FF, celeb)
A Run-in With Lindsay Lohan - by Trespout - The victim of a hit-and-run learns the identity of the driver when she visits him in the hospital. He threatens to turn her in to the police, unless she becomes his private nurse during his recovery. (MF, mast, oral, blkmail, celeb-parody)
Ashlee Simpson's McDonald's Experience - by Anonymous - What happens when a singer like Ashlee Simpson goes to McDonalds?? Find out here in this story. (MF-teens, exh, oral, celeb-parody)
Avril: I Still Love You Too - by Andrew Troy Keller - After a hometown concert, Avril Lavigne rides her Harley down a country road and suddenly finds herself reunited with her long-lost lover. (MF, celeb-parody, rom, fantasy)
Backstage With Faith Hill - by Ivan R - Faith had just come back from her performance. We had been waiting for he
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