Kosher Urban Dictionary
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Kosher Urban Dictionary
Slang term for keeping a conversation free of homosexual references. People can use this as a subtle under-the-radar term to prevent nearby people form overhearing things they shouldn't.
Let's keep this conversation kosher. My parents are right over there, and I haven't come out to them yet.
The phrase used when someone does something that most people don't agree with; socially unacceptable ; politically incorrect .
This phrase cannot be used in reference to dill pickles, because I'm pretty sure those are always kosher.
Jack: John, are you stealing those little kids' lunch money again? You're like 40 man you need to stop that.
John: (Looks down at his feet with shame)
Jack: Not kosher man, not kosher at all
by Andy Hesterman December 29, 2007
A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion .
Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d .
Adjective
1. Worthy of acceptance
2. Something is chill
3. Something is blessed
1. Dude, he’s kosher , let him in.
2. Nah bro , her and I are kosher right now.
3. My life is so kosher right now. I just got $100 for a survey .
A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.
#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place. #2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher .
The latest way of saying cool, amazing, awesome, radical or sweet .
Tim: I can't wait to go to the movies tonight with Beth . Drew : I can't believe she's letting you actually take her, that sounds kosher !
An expression applies mostly for jews, it means " its all good " or " everything's good".
It can also be stated as "its all kosher "
Greg: how you doing bro?
Jacob: everything's kosher
Greg: I'm glad to hear that its good
Keep things friendly, or just not vulgar. It’s basically just saying calm tf down or just walk away .
Keep it kosher there’s kids around, just chill out brad and chad .
When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza? Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher !
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher ! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times! Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home !
Jim:That's such bullshit!
The phrase used when someone does something that most people don't agree with; socially unacceptable ; politically incorrect .
This phrase cannot be used in reference to dill pickles, because I'm pretty sure those are always kosher.
Jack: John, are you stealing those little kids' lunch money again? You're like 40 man you need to stop that.
John: (Looks down at his feet with shame)
Jack: Not kosher man, not kosher at all
by Andy Hesterman December 29, 2007
Not Kosher : Don't forget to douche!
Aurosan: Douching is bad for you !
by notkoshersbigfan December 20, 2007
Derived from the Hebrew word " kasher ," which means "proper" or "pure.". Although it is most commonly used in describing the dietary law of the old testiment or torah , it can be used fully interchangeably with "proper" or "pure" or even " lawful ". A high volume of youth have started using it as a slang for "cool" or "chill".
This meat is kosher. Would you believe that "in her eyes", this is perfectly kosher?
1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details
"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"
"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life "
A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion .
Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d .
1) See " tight "
2) To be worthy of acceptance
3) good
1) That party was kosher
2) That new guy is pretty kosher
3) It's all kosher
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