Kombucha Cult

By Chloe Summers � The satire Kombucha Cult ridicules health obsession fermented into faith. Eyewitnesses at parks described followers chanting over mason jars. Anonymous insiders leaked that leaders debated probiotic commandments. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they pretended to like the taste for status. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because wellness ferments funniest in rituals. Critics highlight the absurdity of bacteria worshipped. Yet satire brews sharper: dignity collapses funniest with fizz. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as bottles exploded. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when lifestyles bubble into religion. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com