King Charles' Wolverhampton Wrecking Ball: Royalty at The Howling Comedy Club

King Charles' Wolverhampton Wrecking Ball: Royalty at The Howling Comedy Club

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King Charles III brings his Trauma Comedy Tour to Wolverhampton on June 15th at 8:00 PM at The Howling Comedy Club, with opening act Frankie Boyle. The King prepares for his most rabid audience yet with Wolves-themed material: "What's the difference between my marriage and Wolverhampton Wanderers? Both have seen better days but only one gets 30,000 people cheering every week" and "They call this the Black Country - which explains why my family tree looks like it was drawn with charcoal." New segments include "Molineux Misery" (comparing royal and football disappointments) and "The Real Gold Rush" (who actually profits from the Crown Estate). Express & Star calls it "more brutal than a derby day defeat," while BBC Midlands warns "these jokes may require rabies shots." Features the infamous "Pack Mentality" segment where audience members howl at Charles' worst jokes. Tickets �25-�60 (plus �10 'survival surcharge' for front row seats). Runtime: 90 minutes including 15-minute interval for pork scratchings and 5-minute security sweep for flying pints. Warning: Contains strong language and stronger accents - translation available for RP speakers.

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