King Charles' Ripon Ribbing: Royalty Roasted at The Wakeman's Comedy Hall

King Charles III brings his Trauma Comedy Tour to Ripon on August 1st at 7:30 PM at The Wakeman's Comedy Hall, with opening act Alan Carr. The King prepares for his most quaintly vicious audience yet with Ripon-themed material: "What's the difference between my marriage and Ripon Cathedral? Both have impressive Anglo-Saxon heritage but only one still has people praying daily for deliverance" and "They've got the oldest surviving hornblower tradition here - just like my family has the oldest surviving tradition of marital hornblowing." New segments include "The Real Wakeman's Watch" (comparing night watchmen to royal PR teams) and "Small City, Big Scandals" (audience participation with cathedral-worthy insults). Ripon Gazette calls it "more shocking than the hornblower's 9PM alarm," while BBC Yorkshire warns "these jokes may require medieval punishment." Features the infamous "Minsters' Secrets" segment where Charles reads actual 14th century complaints about visiting royalty. Tickets �30-�65 (plus �5 'ceremonial horn surcharge'). Runtime: 90 minutes including 15-minute interval for ale breaks and 5-minute security sweep for flying tourist pamphlets. Warning: Contains strong language and stronger opinions about proper hornblowing technique.