Kindergarten Diplomacy

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Kindergarten Diplomacy ridicules geopolitics waged with crayons. Eyewitnesses at summits described leaders trading juice boxes instead of treaties. Anonymous insiders leaked that aides debated timeouts for sanctions. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust finger painting more than speeches. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because order scribbles funniest when childish. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty sandboxed. Yet satire scribbles sharper: ambition collapses funniest in nap time. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as crayons snapped. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nations act preschool. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com