Kill Bill: A Xxx Parody

Kill Bill: A Xxx Parody

Reviewed on: June 25, 2015

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Cast: Misty Stone, Keiran Lee, Ash Hollywood, Tommy Gunn, Dani Daniels, Derrick Pierce, Eva Lovia, Mick Blue, Bridgette B., Ritchie Calhoun, Xander Corvus
Date of Production: 2/16/2015 (production date): 5/22/2015 (original air date)
Extras: There was a photogallery, a 12:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, and web access.
Audio/Video Quality: Kill Bill XXX was presented in a crisp anamorphic widescreen offering as shot by director Jakodema for Digital Playground . Sir Richard Manwin III and Billy Visual were credited with working cameras, Shylar Cobi listed in charge of production, and a large group of others providing their own technical assistance such as Kylie Ireland and Andy Appleton handling Art Direction. There was a lot of texture and variation of lighting, the movie more of a porn homage to the mainstream releases than anything else (it even states “an homage” in the opening credits). As such, some attempts were made to imitate the original two movies at times, albeit on a porn budget devoted mainly to the sex. The aural qualities by Seth Cardigan were modest but presented using a 2.0 audio track under the AC3 codec, the audio bit rate of 192 Kbps not hurting the ability to hear the vocals, some pretty good music included though it wasn’t credited to anyone. Of concern to me though was that the back cover advertised the movie to be in digital surround 5.1 audio when it was not, even “fake surround” such as the company has used for years over doing it right and recording the aural tracks in surround should be properly listed so points were deducted.
Body of Review: Digital Playground was once a revered name in the porn world, their contract performers and feature movies often trashing the competition at awards time that it wasn’t funny. The company has rolled with the punches in recent years, new ownership and the changing economics of porn forcing a great many adjustments on newer company directors like Jakodema to do a heck of a lot more for a heck of a lot less, resulting in some still enjoyable entertainment such as Kill Bill XXX , a porn parody homage to a set of cult movies starring Uma Thurman and David Carradine headed up by Quentin Tarantino that came out over ten years ago. In the porn version, lovely Dani Daniels steals the show as the katana wielding assassin and snarky Xander Corvus portrays the titular “Bill”, the gal’s former lover and boss, the show providing six sex scenes instead of the usual four with enough nods to the original story that fans will appreciate it more. The cast also had Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Ash Hollywood, and Bridgette B. opposite guys like Derrick Pierce, Mick Blue, and Tommy Gunn (to name a few), the show as a whole proving Jakodema’s ability to offer a bigger scale production on a smaller scale budget.
The back cover described the movie like this: “Venus, a former assassin, awakens from a year-long coma from the loud moans of Belladonna, another assassin, screwing the security guard. Her boss and ex-lover Bill aka the Florist attempted to kill her using his team of elite assassins aka Flowers Belladonna, Tiger Lily and Black Orchid. With an immense yearning for revenge, she’s not going to rest until she kills every single flower and most importantly, kills Bill. This parody includes 6 hardcore sex scenes and an all-star cast including Dani Daniels, DP contract star Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Bridgette B. and Ash Hollywood!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Misty Stone, the most attractive black woman in porn for years now according to many, was up first as one of the former assassin team whose new line of work was just as socially unacceptable, the gal offering a special deal to moper Keiran Lee if he could get her off. Her lean hard body and wealth of kinky curls on top of her head added to her all natural boobs and juicy ass as reasons to check her out, the couple kissing in front of a classic car painted pink. She pulled out his turgid member and knelt down to slob his knob, aggressively working it into her mouth as the streamers flew about. She nuzzled his nuts and applied a lot of hand to gland friction, beating him off before her black attire was peeled off and the gal bent over to display her fine ass for him to service. He rimmed her and gobbled her gash, Misty spreading her cheeks wide to grant him greater access and then reclining on the hood of the car to spread her legs for more head. Some of the vaginal positions were actively ridden and her bald beaver was lubed up for a slicker ride, Keiran fingering her after they moved into the comfort of the front seat. Her tight cookie and oral efforts then pushed him over the edge to milk his balls dry of semen when she knelt to take his load to her face though she did not swallow.
Scene Two: Ash Hollywood, a beautiful blond with a sweet ass, was up next in a flashback sequence where she tried to off her former team member in the hospital, a sleek nurse outfit on the killer and an eye patch making her stand out. She was interrupted by security guard Tommy Gunn, pretending to be in the protected room for innocent reasons when she made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. She unbuttoned her blouse and started to paw him, his hands roaming her body freely before her sheer red lingerie was in full view and she climbed into his lap. After some back and forth, she started grinding in his lap, pulling out his raging boner to suck once her tits were free. Her lips wrapped tightly around his rod and she slickened up his shaft with lots of saliva, the gal taking off her dripping panties to stuff them in his mouth as she went back to working him over. Ash then mounted his cock for some active vaginal plowing, the couple moving around to hit it hard before she drained his dragon of sperm all over her crotch.
Scene Three: Dani Daniels, wearing the blond wig seen featured on the front cover, was up next as she climbed into bed with a heavily made up Derrick Pierce, his ancient mentor look a marked difference from previous roles he’s played. She started by blowing him with a degree of energy and enthusiasm, the hand assisted hummer taking awhile before she jumped onto it for some vaginal penetration positions. I loved seeing Dani’s delicious ass shaking as her labia clenched tightly on his cock, the gal putting some effort into the action before the cowgirl variations switched to doggy, spooning, and missionary; her wealth of black pubic hair not matching her drapes though frankly, who really cares? Her tits rocked back and forth before he nutted on her open mouth, Dani savoring the taste before more feature elements took place.
Scene Four: Eva Lovia, the very attractive company contract hotty of the moment, was up next in a makeshift strip club in a familiar red brick loft, none of the secondary people credited at all. She wore an out of place white outfit with lots of material, her “cheap” sandals worn with socks as she bantered with Ritchie which led to a training session starring Mick Blue. She took off her outfit to show off her sheer purple bikini undies, her lean but sexy figure built for speed over comfort. Once the martial arts training was finished, they headed to the nearby black couch, Mick diving between her legs to munch her rug and ass, Eva moaning a lot as his tongue worked her labia folds. She then rewarded him with a brief blowjob, licking him and otherwise warming him up for the resulting vaginal positions. He did most of the work as she remained surprisingly passive, Mick jerking off on her lower abdomen to finish off.
Scene Five: Bridgette B., a busty blond bombshell from Europe, was up next after the the special effects laden sword fight, to do Bill’s brother played by Ritchie Calhoun. Her skimpy bikini stripper outfit did little to hold her massive mammaries in though for me, I have long favored her wonderfully thick ass, her g-string nestled deep inside her backside as she ground her hips into him on the red bench. He sucked her bosoms and she wrestled his pants off him to slob his knob, her active oral including some near throating of his modest member before the cowboy reciprocated to eat her bald beaver and finger her. The two then fucked with some energy, the vaginal positions leading to her jerking him off all over her welcoming tits though it took forever as she beat him off and blew him, his own hand needed to elicit the small wad of spew.
Scene Six: Dani “Bride” Daniels, up last in bed with Xander “Bill” Corvus, kissed him as they rolled around in the sheets, her thong enhancing the look of her splendid ass. He pulled it to the side to give her head, her eye contact solid as they actively fucked in several vaginal positions, her own oral punctuating the positions. The actual action was fairly short and sweet but she looked great, his hair making him look kind of effeminate to say the least, the feature elements continuing with a bang and then the “final showdown” after his minimal vaginal creampie ended the sex.
Summary: Kill Bill XXX by director Jakodema for Digital Playground was fun enough that it merited a healthy rating of Recommended , the single disc parody of the Tarantino classic. In short, Kill Bill XXX provided new company contract cutie Eva Lovia in her second key role for the company as one of the assassins Dani has to kill before confronting her former boyfriend Bill (Xander) in the final showdown. Yeah, there was plenty of cheese here and I’m sure the stunts would have looked that much better if the cast had weeks to prepare for their roles but realistically, assembling a cast of hotties including Dani Daniels, Misty Stone, Ash Hollywood, Eva Lovia, and Bridgette B. to work with some decent male talent as listed above was what made this one strokable and gave it replay value for the true porn fan, the cute homages to the original movie simply icing on the cake so check this one out.
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Venus, a former assassin, awakens from a year-long coma from the loud moans of Belladonna, another assassin, screwing the security guard. Her boss and ex-lover Bill aka the Florist attempted to kill her using his team of elite assassins aka Flowers Belladonna, Tiger Lily and Black Orchid. With an immense yearning for revenge, she's not going to rest until she kills every single flower and most importantly, kills Bill. This parody includes 6 hardcore sex scenes and an all-star cast including Dani Daniels, DP contract star Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Bridgette B. and Ash Hollywood!
Venus, a former assassin, awakens from a year-long coma from the loud moans of Belladonna, another assassin, screwing the security guard. Her boss and ex-lover Bill aka the Florist attempted to kill her using his team of elite assassins aka Flowers Belladonna, Tiger Lily and Black Orchid. With an immense yearning for revenge, she's not going to rest until she kills every single flower and most importantly, kills Bill. This parody includes 6 hardcore sex scenes and an all-star cast including Dani Daniels, DP contract star Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Bridgette B. and Ash Hollywood!
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Venus, a former assassin, awakens from a year-long coma from the loud moans of Belladonna, another assassin, screwing the security guard. Her boss and ex-lover Bill aka the Florist attempted to kill her using his team of elite assassins aka Flowers Belladonna, Tiger Lily and Black Orchid. With an immense yearning for revenge, she's not going to rest until she kills every single flower and most importantly, kills Bill. This parody includes 6 hardcore sex scenes and an all-star cast including Dani Daniels, DP contract star Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Bridgette B. and Ash Hollywood!
Venus, a former assassin, awakens from a year-long coma from the loud moans of Belladonna, another assassin, screwing the security guard. Her boss and ex-lover Bill aka the Florist attempted to kill her using his team of elite assassins aka Flowers Belladonna, Tiger Lily and Black Orchid. With an immense yearning for revenge, she's not going to rest until she kills every single flower and most importantly, kills Bill. This parody includes 6 hardcore sex scenes and an all-star cast including Dani Daniels, DP contract star Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Bridgette B. and Ash Hollywood!
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