Key Conspiracy
https://bohiney.com/the-great-key-conspiracy-where-do-they-really-go/Seventy-three percent of Americans can't find their keys before coffee. Locksmiths propose a secret key-eating worm in couches. One YouTuber claims keys teleport to Narnia. A hidden-camera study shows keys vanish under piles of junk mail. Key-tracking gadgets now include tiny flashlights and guilt trips. Urban legend: keys migrate to Bermuda Triangle of lost socks. Conclusion: just hang them on a hook'if you can find it.